[BeautifulBurnout]

Pissed as a rat!
Night comes to an end.
Drinking, dancing.
Kissing a gay man. Funny as f00k.
How do I know he was gay?
Cos he could dance beautifully.
And then outside...
Man in a Munster rugby shirt with no coat.
Raining.
Established he was not from Newcastle, but just cold.
Talking and begging a lift to Redhill.
We pointed him to the taxi rank on the premise that Husband arriving would be grumpy if he saw Wife chatting to man in a Munster Rugby shirt with no coat.
When Husband arrived, man scarpered quick.
Funny as f00k.
I really like my new friend Gina.
She knows the lyrics to BS Nuxx.
She likes to dance.
She likes to drink and orders shots which make me
Pissed as a rat!
Good night all.