Hold on, let me get a bag of popcorn really quick -- this should be an interesting read.
EDIT: Maybe I should take the horse by the reins and do the damn things myself. No harm in appealing for art as long as I'm not actually making them yet, so if anyone wants to send a me a .jpg, .eps or .ai file with suggested artwork they can do so at...
producer9k2k5@yahoo.com. If yours is picked you have to be prepared to separate the artwork into composites, meaning each color = black, and on its own page. They have to line up, as well. If I have to put my graphics artist on the separation, it'll reflect in the price.
Let's just say that the Dirty gods decide that they have dragged their heels enough and decide that they have too much going on and would hand the thing off to me -- how much money would you be willing to spend for a Dirtyshirt?