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nice one...

i'd love to believe that to be true, but sadly, there are too many leaps of imagination in the 'article'...still its very funny

Pete Doherty real name Mrevor Mcdermott - erm...no


and we all know that the KLF left the music business way back...


and Jimmy Cauty is a Postmaster now so he has no time for that sort of thing