[BeautifulBurnout]

Has to be the work of the Devil. Definitely.

Let's face it, anything at all worth enjoying in life is a "sin", and Underworld bring me such pleasure that it can't be anything other than the Devil tempting me from the straight and narrow.

And when you think about it, there are some pretty bizarre references in their choons too. "Dirty numb angel boy" in BS Nuxx for instance. A "dirty" angel could only be a fallen angel, right?

I am also worried about subliminal messages in everything. Even when there are no lyrics at all, I find myself sometimes in a trance-like euphoric state after listening to some of Underworld's stuff. The very name itself, a reference to Hades, means hell doesn't it? I wonder if they are just softening our brains to be able to control our thoughts. I think it is even worse if you listen on headphones, cos then you are blocking out all normal stimuli and just subjecting your brain to these devilish beats and layers.

And also microwaves. Not the kind you heat your food in though, but the kind that the government transmit through so-called mobile phone antenna. I deal with those by putting aluminium foil inside my hat so that nothing can penetrate.

I would stop listening to Underworld at all if I were you. Wouldn't want to take the risk of being turned away by St Peter when the day comes.