This probably came off of the dirtylist along time ago, but every once in a while I rediscover it and giggle to myself. It's pretty dated now, but still funny. Starts off slow, picks up in the end.
IDM irc chat
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<_derworld> -[COLOR=Red]RED[/COLOR] BD [COLOR=Yellow]YELLOW[/COLOR] OH [COLOR=Red]RED[/COLOR] BDSN [COLOR=Yellow]YELLOW[/COLOR] OH [COLOR=Blue]BLUE[/COLOR] BD-