[Animal Boything]

I hang out with a lot of guys that rent a lot of dumb movies looking for hidden gems... Seagal's made a couple of movies that are unintentionally hilarious, and a couple that are actually not too bad.

It's so funny how he's so clearly the hopeless nerd who took up martial arts in a desperate attempt not to get his ass kicked daily, then got a little too into it. It just shines through in his every role. He plays these laid-back heroes because that's what he obviously aspires to be, and probably what he's convinced himself that he is, but he still has this look in his eyes that says "I sure showed those bullies."