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Chapter Something: Jesus Goes All Conservative On His Students


Jesus: So, ya see kids, the men over there didn't have the little blue pills your Dad uses, so they had to cut off their horns for better erectile disfunction remedies. Now, all the rhinos are dead and gone and they're never coming back again. Ever.

Children: Blank faced.

Jesus: K, now it's my smoke break and your recess time. Don't anyone beat anyone up today.