[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Act 19 - Jesus' Shrink Wants To Place Him On Court Ordered Meds

Jesus (lying on shrinks couch): I recently read a book on S&M and cannot figure out if I'm sadist or masichist.

Shrink: Are you hanging out with gay people? Again?

Jesus: No, this one's not even gay. But I'm confused about which part of the S&M game I'm to play. I mean, what does it mean if I pretend to enjoy getting fucked, and I don't mean in the sexual sense. You see, politicians and the religious leaders who who have sex, in all the wrong ways they say they're against, apparently have God's son by the balls too, because they say that's the way it is. Anyways, I really don't like getting fucked with, but there's a bit of pleasure knowing they will be tortured, ya know, later. But not by me, so I guess I'm not really the masicist either, no?

Shrink: I'm going to place you on meds.

Jesus: But I don't need meds, what if I refuse?

Shrink: It will be court ordered. You see, here on earth, we're God. That's just the way it is.

Jesus - :|