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Re: joke time!
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When
> asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful
> tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had
> been married.
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> She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
> loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire list of un-met
> needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after
> allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
> got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand,
> embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a
> raised eyebrow.
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> The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
> therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs
> at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for
> a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and
> Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf ."
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