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brief summary of why kk left newcastle:

wise: hey kev, i've got this great player to sign
kk:never heard of him
wise: look him up on the internet
kk: looks crap
wise: he's on youtube, he looks brill
kk: that's no way to go about signing a player for millions of pounds - nobody from the club has even seen him
wise: ok, i'll buy him lol