Will you be having a boy or a girl? I know it sounds sexist, but I'm kinda hoping it's a boy. Something's telling me your baby's going to be girl though.
Nope, wait, don't tell us and keep us in a state of excitement! Everything else going on is just bullocks (other than Tron 2, of course) and this will be something to look forward to.
Hope your transition back home is going smoothly, prick.
I really think I'm funny.