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Re: ashes 2009
my boss sauntered into the office at ten to 11, fixed me with an ice cold stare and barked 'if you think i'm paying you to spend this summer, pretending to work while hiding your headphones under your shirtsleevs listening to test match special you've got another thing coming'.
i looked sheepish until i heard his door shut to which i replied 'i'm guessing he's not heard about skyplayer yet, mwhahahah!'
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You take the piss again and i'll remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock. Then i'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle every time i hear something i don't like - which will be every time that something comes on - i will skip to the next track by crushing your balls.
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