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Originally Posted by Steven Beck

Guys, stop fucking getting off topic and talk about how fucking awesome T2 is.

I think I know why a lot of you fucks didn't seem to enjoy it.

I saw it for the second time on Saturday night, and thought to myself "how the fuck could this fucking masterpiece get any better?" - and then realised that it would be fucking incredible if I was completely fucking drunk.

So I snuck a bottle of fucking Bacardi and 5 cans fucking of vodka and passionfruit soda in. I bought a fucking medium lemon soda, drank half, then emptied the fucking bacardi into it.

I then chugged the fuck out of all of them.

2 things.

1) Having to fucking piss in a movie is fucking lame.
2) Megan Fox is fucking crazy hot, but holy fuck with beer goggles on I would have crawled over a mile of broken fucking glass to eat a yard of her shit.

So after fucking going nuts for fucking OPTIMUS "FUCKING DECEPTICON TRASH" PRIME, I then kicked on at the local pub. I didn't really know anyone there, so I used my fucking supreme charms to manipulate the large group of fucking 18 year old girls into buying me drinks. Those silly bitches thought I was going to fuck them or something, but instead I gave them my jive-talkin'-nigger-bot routine and then stumbled home.

FINAL SCORE FOR NIGHT OUT WITH THE AUTOBOTS:

DRINKS - 5/5
OPTIMUS - 5/5
DRUNK 18 YEAR OLD BITCHES - 5/5
TOTAL - THIS IS BETTER THAN SEAN'S MOVIE.

Sounds like good 'ol Tom....