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Originally Posted by Future Proof
EDIT: Oh, almost forgot... fuck.
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Righty Ho folks, here's an update if you have not been paying attention.
REQUIRED TO FUCK(in the, gasp, sexual definition of the term):
1. Must consitently remind everyone everything is "All right".
2. Must be married. Then, anything goes. Apparently.
3. Must be "Christian". Or at least pretend* to be.
4. Must have children.
5. Being of the Republican side doesn't hurt.
6. Fanatical Muslims, apparently, are included in the above.
7. Mormons, Jewish, Baptist in the entertainment industry: Please refer to #6.
8. Children of all the above seem to be included. They are quite all right using drugs(legal or legal illegal medications included) too. Apparently.
*I've never forgotten you climbing that tree(there's nothing sexual about this part folks).