[Steven Beck]

myrrh and kagenaki koe get it. this movie was fucking awesome. it was fucking awesome because fucking optimus prime shot the fucking faces off some fucking decepticons.

also, fucking megan fox was bent over a fucking motorcycle in like the first fucking 5 minutes.

sean, you're being a cunt. T2 (yes, T2 now stands for Transformers 2) is just as much a work of art as your cartoons. fuck,

the official top ten reasons why T2 was fucking balls out awesome:

1) optimus fucking prime got jet wings and a big fucking cannon and fucked shit up all over the desert.

2) megan fox looks like she is going to fuck everything on set all the time. she's also sweaty and slo-mo boob running all the fucking time.

3) bumble bee fucking wrecked shit on some fucking decepticon in egypt.

4) the fucking constructorcons are in the fucking movie.

5) sam died and went to FUCKING ROBOT HEAVEN.

6) jive talking nigger-bot twins.

7) fucking soundwave is fucking in this movie.

8) HUMAN LOOKING FUCKING DECEPTICON WITH PREHENSILE TONGUE.

9) optimus prime was fucking ice cold killer in this. he personally snapped like 15 fuckers in half and was all like "CHEAP TIN FUCK"

10) this will be out on bluray soon and we'll be able to pause and zoom in on megan fox and maybe see her pussy lips.

so there. I'm glad i could put this to rest.

sean - the reason this movie made more money than yours will is because it was fucking cock-snapping crazy awesome.

also, who are you to judge what a quality film is, while looking down your nose at 'the public' who pay fat wads of cash hand over fist to see this OBVISOUSLY FUCKING HORRID movie. quality is subjective. maybe your view of quality is actually fucking cack that no-one want to pay to see, while this is fucking life changing cinema.

maybe.