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Girls,
It's the sluts calling the shots. Don't let those pure sluts get to you. They're vile spitting sluts.
Sluts, sluts, sluts.
Sincerely,
John R. Rodriguez
P.S. I don't do threeways(ya know, like conversation), enjoy yourself though.
Man, I make myself laugh sometimes!