[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Act 15: Jesus volunteers for suicide prevention center.

Jesus: I’m totally serious. I care about you so much. If you were to die tomorrow, I bet I’d commit suicide the next day.

Sinner #390,483,904,803,948.5: NO you would not!

Jesus: Nah, probably not, but you know it’s the thought that counts.



And I’m(jOHN) not promoting suicide in anyway. Come on look at me, people are going to wonder(for real) about this shit forever.