[boywithjavelin]

In case anyone hadn't noticed. It snowed in England last night. This of course is an event of such earth-shattering importance that we are subjected to it from all corners of the British media. 4 inches ( someone will no doubt protest it was more ) and the country of my birth grinds to a standstill. Food air-lifted to Yorkshire villages and something equally dreary happening to the trains...or the tracks.

I thought that Karl's diary entry would offer some sort of respite, but no.

We get a flowerpot with a white hat.