[Strangelet]

i swear to god I can't believe this isn't an article at the onion. If I were a new yorker I'd be incensed by the condescension of it. These people won't rest until we live off three jars of wheat grass gerber baby food and report to copulsory yoga classes. i'm going to fucking spend the day glowering at the world through cigarette smoke and over cheeseburgers.

edit: that's actually me on a daily basis, but today it will mean something goddammit