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Old 12-03-2008, 10:36 AM
dubman
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Re: hampshire cancels christmas
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Henry Mears, who organises the park's marketing and advertising, told the BBC on Monday: "We don't believe we ripped anyone off. What is not here that we haven't advertised?"
He blamed "a few groups of professional troublemakers" for the allegations over the attraction.
sounds like a skit in the making...

"now look, whats'ee got that i 'aven't? hes go' a tree, y'know, a nice one, but here weve also got a quite strong brush i've found that, y'know, if it were big enough, could hold twice the ornaments. you've got yr dogs there.. yes, rescue dogs, we here believe in charity, and they're in the environment they're best comfortable in, like they dont like to be fed too much. and the santa well, he's a proper santa like you'd see in a mall innit..."