On the lighter side,
John McCain's brother, Joe, called 911 for a traffic report.
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It's not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?
(pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)