Ok, sod it, it's Friday evening and I can't think for myself, so I'm going to just
link here and flag up my faves:
TAKE A SHOT:
-When the buzzwords “change” or “maverick” or “hope” are used
-When someone says “I voted for or against” or “He voted for or against”
-When McCain refers to the moderator as “my friend” or the audience as “my friends”
-When Obama makes a smirk, shakes his head, and says, “Now wait just a minute…” or “hold on there…”
and from somewhere else...
If John McCain refers to himself as a “Maverick” viewers must take off their shirts, oil each other up and play beach volleyball while downing Maverick Cocktails (ingredients: 1 1/2 oz. Vodka, 1/2 oz. Amaretto Di Saronno, 1/2 oz. Triple Sec, 2 tsp Galliano, 1 oz. Pineapple Juice) to the tune of Kenny Loggins’ “Playing With The Boys.”