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Breaking News:

Just days after it was announced by McCains camp that he invented the BlackBerry, John McCain was interviewed on his technical knowledge in the area of Mobile Telecommunications and IP Telephony by Geek Magazine.

Geek Magazine: "Senator McCain what was your inspriation for the BlackBerry mobile device?"

JM: "Black Mobile what. Oh, you mean Mobile Alabama. Don't tell me the Blacks down there are on the move again."

GM: "Ah, no. We were asking you about the BlackBerry your campaign claims you invented."

JM: "Oh, no. I don't like black things. I tried to invent a white berry. But is tasted like Starch and Newspaper. I don't eat anything black. Except once in Florida, but she was a hooker, so that didn't count."

GM: "...................uh.......................w e're done here. Thanks for the interview and we hope you lose your ass off on Election Day"

JM: "Uh, Thanks. Asses are good for this Country. I need a nap."

When Senator Obama was asked to comment on Senator McCain's interview with Geek Magazine, he said this:

"This doesn't surprise me. Have you ever celebrated Martin Luther King day in Arizona? Yeah, me neither. Seriously, almost half of the nation likes this guy? Seriously?"