oh so this is why you weren't around huh
pfft
giving biiiiiiirth
having baaaaaaaaaabies
dude giving birth sounds like a sweet deal. you get hella breaks and all you have to do is produce a human being. it's like the most bomb magic trick ever. in fact, i'm going to show up to work all radiant and expecting child, and when showtime comes i'm gonna get all criss-angel-mindfreak up in that fuckin hospital and out come twins for no goddamn reason. it's like two arnold schwartzenegger movies in one. fuckin'
boss.
...
why
does that kid look like an astronaut?
congratulations
