OOOOOH, the stories I could tell you
 

http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...0165-2,00.html *


And I have back up trash-talk rebuttels, or something.


*Ya know, that cat in the picture kinda pisses me off. A few months ago, someone killed a cat I had just petted. (insert angry, pissed off, smiley thing).