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froopy seal 12-23-2005 05:29 AM

How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by froopy seal
There you have it, you freaks! Since it seems that awesome, yet sadly misjudged Cowgirl isn't going to make it into the next round, serious measures have to be taken to lead the blinded back on the right path.

I told you you'd get into big trouble but you didn't want to listen. All TRUE Underworld fans are requested to help the clouded minds to find their sanity. Amen!

I probably won't tell what I voted for ...

Caprice 12-23-2005 06:40 AM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
man, i leave a day and its voted out. Hmm,

dubman 12-23-2005 09:23 AM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
i think we should:

hire a gaggle of well-manicured people who have previously worked in the kind of ad where many happy people dance and jump and smile (Gap ads for instance)
find their house and go to it.
wake them up at early hours.
you show up with a big scroll saying that they have been fantastic citizens of the world and that the mayor of awesome is having a parade in their honor.
enter musical number where he/she is whisked out of bed and made to prepare for this fantastic occasion.
have the actual parade with the subject wearing a ridiculous outfit, sitting atop a ridiculous float, and feeling absolutely ridiculous waving to thousands of cheering people.

and then a bucket the size of an ice rink comes in and dumps ice-cold water on him.
while soaked and freezing, one of the penguins (we have mascots as well) walks up to him, offers to drink a couple beers with him, and while at the bar proceeds to tell him what a travesty his voting choice was.


or, y'know, it's just a poll, guys.

bryantm3 12-25-2005 08:01 PM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
i say watching the EE dvd without sound cos i hate it.

froopy seal 12-26-2005 03:57 AM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bryantm3
i say watching the EE dvd without sound cos i hate it.

I'm sorry I started this thread. This wasn't meant to come out. *cries*

Lounger 12-26-2005 07:09 AM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
Excuse me but what is German Volksmusik?

bryantm3 12-26-2005 08:41 AM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lounger
Excuse me but what is German Volksmusik?

hell if i know.

bryantm3 12-26-2005 08:41 AM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by froopy seal
I'm sorry I started this thread. This wasn't meant to come out. *cries*

*slaps froopy*
get a hold of yourself! be a man!:D

harzi 12-26-2005 01:22 PM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
You don't know how cruel you are...! 2 hours of Volksmusik...I feel pain writing this word! Remember, these are still Underworld fans...mates on the wrong way, but still mates!

froopy seal 12-26-2005 01:52 PM

Re: How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lounger
Excuse me but what is German Volksmusik?

Ahh, you lucky ones! How untroubled an upbringing! (For the bold, there's always Google...)

Quote:

Originally Posted by bryantm3
*slaps froopy*
get a hold of yourself! be a man!:D

Thanks! That bit of violence helped restore my masculinity.

Quote:

Originally Posted by harzi
Remember, these are still Underworld fans...mates on the wrong way, but still mates!

They were warned. They refused to see the greater good. Now they have to take responsibility.

Well, now that I come to think about it, having calmed down a little, I see your point. What measure do you suggest?


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