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froopy seal 10-31-2008 02:25 AM
My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
Technically, this would have to be titled "My Personal Awkward Situation of a Few Months Ago", but this doesn't make for a good title and since I lead a dull life I must cling to the few awkward situations that occur. Anyway, here goes:

I am at the FitCom gym. I decide to use the sauna for the first time. Me sitting in the men's* sauna all alone (it's late). Out of the spa mists, this small, black, probably cute, well-worked-out, muscly, bald Brazilian guy enters, toweling his luxurious body rather extensively and unnecessarily lasciviously. We start to talk, he tells me that he has to leave the EU for three months to Istanbul because he doesn't have a permanent permit of residence or something etc. etc. Suddenly, totally out of context, he informs me that this very gym is notorious for its high quota of men-loving men, sometimes called FuckCom due to incidences in the saunas and steam bath. He looks at me, continuing toweling himself in above-described manner. And there it is:

AWKWARD SITUATION, lasting approx. two seconds.

Eventually, the situation is resolved conventionally, we separate, I rarely see him at the gym, we say hello. Whew.



*That brings to mind another "we have a situation" from the same location (I know I should save it for a separate post but I'm not that clever): I'm on my way to the sauna when a pair (mixed sexes) steps out, talking, one of them oblivious to her swaying sitting balls (sorry, but it's true) in front of my eyes. They decide to leave and she goes over to the women's area. (THAT DOOR ISN'T LOCKED??? OMG!!!) Also, she sounded American. Did she see me smirking?



So, what have been your personal awkward situations in the past?

P. S.: This story wasn't meant solely to entertain jOHN.

Leon 10-31-2008 08:28 AM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
So I was at the FitCom gym a few months ago...

stimpee 10-31-2008 08:43 AM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
Leon: arent fitcom a german gym chain? what were you doing in there? ;)

dubman 10-31-2008 11:17 AM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
hella dear playboy

should have turned it around, asked "is that so" and then pretend to be totally oblivious.
as if it were an interesting story or anecdote instead of a come on

jOHN rODRIGUEZ 10-31-2008 01:08 PM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
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Originally Posted by froopy seal (Post 104763)
Technically, this would have to be titled "My Personal Awkward Situation of a Few Months Ago", but this doesn't make for a good title and since I lead a dull life I must cling to the few awkward situations that occur. Anyway, here goes:

I am at the FitCom gym. I decide to use the sauna for the first time. Me sitting in the men's* sauna all alone (it's late). Out of the spa mists, this small, black, probably cute, well-worked-out, muscly, bald Brazilian guy enters, toweling his luxurious body rather extensively and unnecessarily lasciviously. We start to talk, he tells me that he has to leave the EU for three months to Istanbul because he doesn't have a permanent permit of residence or something etc. etc. Suddenly, totally out of context, he informs me that this very gym is notorious for its high quota of men-loving men, sometimes called FuckCom due to incidences in the saunas and steam bath. He looks at me, continuing toweling himself in above-described manner. And there it is:

AWKWARD SITUATION, lasting approx. two seconds.

Eventually, the situation is resolved conventionally, we separate, I rarely see him at the gym, we say hello. Whew.



*That brings to mind another "we have a situation" from the same location (I know I should save it for a separate post but I'm not that clever): I'm on my way to the sauna when a pair (mixed sexes) steps out, talking, one of them oblivious to her swaying sitting balls (sorry, but it's true) in front of my eyes. They decide to leave and she goes over to the women's area. (THAT DOOR ISN'T LOCKED??? OMG!!!) Also, she sounded American. Did she see me smirking?



So, what have been your personal awkward situations in the past?

P. S.: This story wasn't meant solely to entertain jOHN.

Ha, ha, la-fucking ha.

It's the lambs I find amusing.

froopy seal 11-03-2008 05:23 AM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dubman (Post 104792)
hella dear playboy

should have turned it around, asked "is that so" and then pretend to be totally oblivious.
as if it were an interesting story or anecdote instead of a come on
I'm not sure that option would have been less embarrassing. I wasn't even sure it was a come-on (until my then-gf strongly suggested it was).

froopy seal 11-03-2008 05:44 AM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
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Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ (Post 104795)
Ha, ha, la-fucking ha.

It's the lambs I find amusing.
I'm used to not getting your posts but I have to ask: What the fuck (sic?) do you mean by "lambs" here? Is it just nonsense or is there some slang thing going on?

Future Proof 11-03-2008 06:47 AM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by froopy seal (Post 104941)
I'm used to not getting your posts but I have to ask: What the fuck (sic?) do you mean by "lambs" here? Is it just nonsense or is there some slang thing going on?
Your post is appropriately titled, if my foreshadowing skills are correct.

jOHN rODRIGUEZ 11-03-2008 07:42 AM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
Allrighty then, why are kids so lazy these daze and want everything done for them?

Hear: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DN


...and then, you can "click" on the very full-size image for a much bigger ball. Image that is.

As far as the image I posted here, I also purchased(welfare rocks!) the matching mug. I was just being artistic. I'm like that sometimes.

froopy seal 11-04-2008 02:32 PM
Re: My Personal Awkward Situation of Today
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ (Post 104948)
Allrighty then, why are kids so lazy these daze and want everything done for them?

Hear: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DN


...and then, you can "click" on the very full-size image for a much bigger ball. Image that is.

As far as the image I posted here, I also purchased(welfare rocks!) the matching mug. I was just being artistic. I'm like that sometimes.
Lambs = balls? That's it? No more? L4m0rzzz.


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