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Rog 11-26-2009 03:07 PM

you know when you're hammered when.....
 
you try to light your smoke with a memory stick.....hahahahahaha!
curse that damn chianti:D

King of Snake 11-26-2009 03:32 PM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
FAIL :D

//\/\/ 11-27-2009 05:46 AM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
you know you're hammered when...

...your name is rog.

Deckard 11-27-2009 07:39 AM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
Or

you know you're Rog when...

...you're hammered. :D

BeautifulBurnout 11-27-2009 02:14 PM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
Nowt to do with being hammered, Rog. It's just old age! :D

Rog 11-28-2009 02:03 PM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
wine is drunk, i am drunk, therefore am i wine?:eek:

chuck 11-28-2009 11:48 PM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
Pub golf anyone? Brother in laws stag do.

9 pubs.

45 minutes per pub.

2 drinks per pub.

Each drink with a par. eg. Par 4, par 3

Par = Number of sips that drink must be completed in.

I missed the first 3 holes. Still managed to consume more alcohol in 6 hours than I've drunk all year.

So. Yeah. Friday was a quiet one.

froopy seal 11-30-2009 06:13 AM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chuck (Post 117893)
Still managed to consume more alcohol in 6 hours than I've drunk all year.

Seconded.

From now on, I reckon myself among the disciples of Vicks DayMed as a 'party drug'. (Does that sound 90s?) Taking only two capsules efficiently suppressed all flu (the non-oinky one) symptoms, and enabled me to enjoy a wide variety of good wine, Glühwein, bad wine, beers, shots and Gin Tonic - which I don't even like, under normal circumstances. Heck, I even had energy to round off the night by dancing madly under the blank stares of two semi-hot DJanes*.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuck (Post 117893)
So. Yeah. Friday was a quiet one.

So. Yeah. Saturday was a quiet one. Sunday too.



*: Do female disc-jockeys use this term at all?

Andrea 11-30-2009 10:00 AM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
...when you really try but cannot bend any longer :)


oh...btw I can still do the splits :D

BeautifulBurnout 11-30-2009 01:20 PM

Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
 
Froops

DJanes?!! Excellent

OK.

You know you are hammered when you can't lie on the floor without holding on.

Or when you stagger into your bedroom and say to yourself "the next time that bloody bed comes round, I'm getting on it..."

:D


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