The Collected Thoughts of Chairman jOHN
 

welcome to the jOHN depository. threads of his that say a lot of things that make sense to no one, contain links that go defunct in record time, or are otherwise just goofy timewasters, are retired here. there's an awful lot of them
-dubman

http://www.ontheradio.net/radiostations/ktsmfm.aspx

99.9 (winky)

Gonna turn some shit DJ's upside down!

Re: Good "Soft" Rock
 

Y'alls morning theme should be Housequake.

I think me Mum's pissed. Try bumping back at that bitches.

oh the mess King done made
 

Re: oh the mess King done made
 

Hahahaha!

Yeah, I saw this on the BBC News website.

Although I have to say what really made me LMFAO was the last two paragraphs of their report:
:D:D:D

exhibit #389,027,498,237,483.05
 

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/...cit/index.html

An old illusion
an old illusion
an old illusion
yet, all existent

all together, or whatever that means

Re: exhibit #389,027,498,237,483.05
 

Right....it's all because of the stimulus package (meant to be read with sarcasm as thick as gravy). And why exactly did we need a stimulus package? :rolleyes:

Kinda odd
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/...uried_millions


And I swear, I have nothing to do with it.

I have $1.02 in my checking account until I get da welfare check from Daddy.

Re: exhibit #389,027,498,237,483.05
 

haha i like the BS about following bush's tax plan until 2012 fixing it all up.
that cant possibly be backed up, because no one is going to follow it. and if for some reason it's not back in shape after 4 years obama can be blamed for mangling up his "master plan" :rolleyes:
my goodness, folks, dont let a democrat in the white house we all know what happened last time.
oh, wait a goddamned second...

and as an aside: what sucks about a stimulus package is when you get a letter saying that you're getting a huge-ass check, only to actually not get one at all...

Re: exhibit #389,027,498,237,483.05
 

I got two.

One for a $1.00. I think they were trying to call me a dollar whore. or something. I told y'all I'm free.

Then, I got another for $25.10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJduPtCvSM

And I'm going to call the guys in the above video "cuties". Just to piss 'em off.

Yous didn't really do it right, but
 

you did all the wrong with the right, so everything's all right. Until now.

Can you say this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25916299/

I plan to drag this bullshit through the dirt to eternity. Yous made it so easy.

Speak for yourself bitch
 

Out of respect to Middle Eastern Peoples I'm removing this.

Also, dubman has trouble keeping up and I kinda like him in the annoying younger sibling I've never had kind of way.

Can't wait to sit on his head and fart.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

john mistakes an entire board for a thread and it's somehow my fault.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

It's not swinging if one's not married for one thing.

Second, he's not alone in the messy dept.

Third, wrong thread goofy.

Re: Yous didn't really do it right, but
 

is there a reason you moved this to noise from the world forum where it actually belongs, leaving a now-meaningless thread that you edited to make even less sense than before?

lousy drunk.

edit: f- this. you're linking politics. moved back to world and merged with your other one that you messed up on. it's your fuck up you should deal with it

Re: Yous didn't really do it right, but
 

HEY!, this can now be dedicated to you.

NOISE is quite appropriate now. like, for sure valleyboy.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

It's official.

dubman has a crush on me.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

I can not possibly follow all the drama!

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

i sure as hell can't be arsed with this...

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

No idea what's going on with all the thread drama, but as for the linked story, it sure does seem like it could help push Alaska into the blue category in November. At the very least, it'll make it just a tad harder for Stevens to get re-elected.

But at the same time, he's maintaining his innocence:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecry...innocence.html

No surprise there.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

real brief
he posted the link, i commented, later edited thread so it made no sense, started same thread in noise, i moved it here and merged them.
i actually kinda like how screwy it looks, in a way. but john is just being an ass.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Pretty much par for the course with jOHN...;)

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Keep telling yourselves that, if it makes you feel better.

A lot of others are getting it.


And, no, du(m)bbitch, you combined two threads that had nothing to do with one another. That's why it appears to not make any sense.

Capiche?

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

nonsesne is one thing, but being a liar, john?

shameful.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Does anyone have an "english-to-jOHN" translator? Being cryptic is cool, most of the time, but it's lame if only the writer understands it.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Damn, our education system is worse than I originally thought.

(insert thread title)(insert "dumb" before bitch)(insert "es" after bitch) and then explain what part you do not understand.

I'll give a throw away hint, check out the first page.

I think we could be here all day from the looks of things.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Getting what exactly? :confused:

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

sean, you really DO need to take a break as you're looking more stupider(I did this on purpose so you can have an easy come back) as the posts come by.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Other than the link to the senator scandal, somehow i think this thread could have been better served as private messages :p

jOHN, you might be having a private chuckle, but i assure you, from the other side of the screen, it's just looking silly.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

nope.

As already stated, keep telling yourselves that.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

I'm not lying du(m)bb, I already have a date to the prom.

She's paying me to go with her.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Okay, dude. You sure did get me good with this one. :rolleyes:

You're spitting your venom at the wrong person, champ. I legitimately responded to your link (not to what you wrote, because what you wrote made no sense), and then just made a joke that typically, you would've gone along with. But sure, be an a-hole if that's what you feel like being right now.

And since you're insisting on bringing it up, yeah, clearly we're the stupid ones....

:rolleyes:

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

I love you Sean, even though you're in a constant search for your brain.

Did I tell you about my porn viewing last night and the subliminal messages involved?

First viewing: CASTINGS - the dude kinda looks much like myself.

Second viewing: I went to page 150(I would have gone to page 1500 if it existed, but hey I do with what I have to work with). One thing I've noticed is you straights have so much more in the porn industry than the gays. When you round the figures, I pretty much hit the target.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

...

quoi?

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

http://money.cnn.com/2008/07/31/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes


ooops, sorry.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

I just want to know what jOHN's porn collection has to do with the oil industry and the indictment of a Republican Senator.

This could be a big story right here.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Just last night.

Did you want to borrow something, again?

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

As for the oil profits, Exxon's not the only one. BP posted a 28% spike in net profits for this quarter as well. That's $9.47 billion in 3 months.

As for this:Whatever. At least the search for my brain hasn't already been called off due to hopeless conditions, jOHN. :rolleyes:;)

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

I know, but it's just so much more poetic.

Called off? Please explain.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

Come on Sean, I'm waiting. Don't give the BS that you're busy at work.

Everyone knows the slacker that you are.

Re: Speak for yourself bitch
 

wow

just...

wow.


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