Hi I'm Steven.
 

Hello.

My name is Steven. I was a fucking huge fan of Underworld ages ago but haven't really heard much about them since then. My fucking favourite track was Underneath the Radar. I can remember fucking bellowing it out in the street at the moon when I was fucking pissed as shit on the way home from the fucking pub. I could have sworn that fucking moon was in fact the radar in the song.

I'm hoping I can catch up with all the underworld stuff I've missed. I hope they're still cranking out fucking smash hits like UtR.

Anyway, I better fuck off, I have another 3 hours of fucking work to do.

SO GET HIP!

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

I didn't fucking mean to make this a new fucking topic. Computers are fucking bullshit.

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Only if you use the "F" word one more time.

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Your fucking mistake mate not the fucking computers':p

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Too fucking right :D

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fucking too fucking right!

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I'm fucking stoked that Steven Beck is here. Fuck yeh. Fucking Welcome mate.

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lol best fucking post eva....

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it's been fucking hard to fucking hear a fucking thing about them since underneath the fucking radar, hasn't it? it's like they fucking disappeared!

have a fucking good time catching up on all the fucking superb stuff and line-up fucking changes they've been up to in the fucking meantime!

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

RTFM!

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LO-fucking-L!

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Fuck sorry guys. I say fuck a lot I guess. I'm a fucking truck driver and we swear fucking heaps.

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

N/p. We understand that going to the trouble of typing a block of 4 (or 7) letters at random intervals in a sentence is as spontaneous and uncontrollable as verbal Tourette's. ;)

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

nothing fucking wrong with a bit of fucking swearing - but why not fucking widen your fucking vocabularly, you cunt?!


(;))

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ROFFFL........roll on the fuckin floor fuckin laughing:D

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

Fuck off you old bastard!

Fuck, this place is pretty fucking funny.

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

How long before everyone stops pretending they don't know this is Tom?

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

Fuck off you miserable cunt.

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

Careful, looks like Tina's making you irritable. I've heard how truckers can get into that Tina stuff.

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

ah-haahhhh! how did you fucking know i was a fucking old fucking bastard? mr so-called Steven fucking beck

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BUSTED!

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

Tom's not the only one who's been and gone, is he?

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

no but Tom is the only one self absorbed enough to repeatedly create sock puppet accounts for idiotic drunken posting.

how long are you going to pretend you're not Tom?

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you're fucking losing it steven fucking beck........a post with no fucking swearing......some fucking trucker you are....cunt:p

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For a while, probably.

My name is Steven, really. Stop being a fuck head.

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

fuckin aye

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

You appear to suck cock pretty well yourself. Not so sure if I'm speaking figuratively(sp?) or not, but you do come across as a right cock sucker you do.

Re: Hi I'm Steven.
 

Hi Steven!

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot... fuck.

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Righty Ho folks, here's an update if you have not been paying attention.

REQUIRED TO FUCK(in the, gasp, sexual definition of the term):

1. Must consitently remind everyone everything is "All right".

2. Must be married. Then, anything goes. Apparently.

3. Must be "Christian". Or at least pretend* to be.

4. Must have children.

5. Being of the Republican side doesn't hurt.

6. Fanatical Muslims, apparently, are included in the above.

7. Mormons, Jewish, Baptist in the entertainment industry: Please refer to #6.

8. Children of all the above seem to be included. They are quite all right using drugs(legal or legal illegal medications included) too. Apparently.


*I've never forgotten you climbing that tree(there's nothing sexual about this part folks).

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Ahh, see I thought I was required to use the f-word in order to post in this thread. Otherwise I would've used something else like "pray twice daily!" or "Look both ways when crossing the street!" Nothing says risque more than "Pull the tag off the mattress!", man that gets my blood pressure rising just thinking about it!