Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

yes john, it's fascism to have moderators of a messageboard who are generally asked to keep things tidy to clean up after timewasters and people who others are far too civil for their own good to name directly but are nonetheless disheartened by. you're a shit boarder with shit posts for the moment and until you stop this masturbatory non-sequitur tear you're going to get carted off to here each time.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

RIIIIIIGHT, Mr. Dying To Fly Over the Foo-Foo's-Nest. Hitler wasn't gay.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

I'm still without innernetz at home (Pipex suck) and I have missed all this. Haven't read the whole thread though.

Looks like fun! :D

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

Yep.

Fanatics(not me) are scary.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

Inspiration's EVERYWHERE...

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

Point #1
You will need to clarify who is disheartened by whom.

Point #2
You will need to clarify what whoever is disheartened by.

ADULTS ONLY: Mom.Heaven,kickurss
 

Dear Fat* Boy in San Antonio:

Are you referring to someone currently amoung us in particular?







* If you are overweight, I have crazy love(?) handle balconies going on 2.

Enough with the pink shirts guys
 

I mean it really kind of grosses me out a bit. Wait, ... wear them and I won't check you out. Win-Win situation.

Re: Enough with the pink shirts guys
 

an entire thread devoted to your nonsense, and you missed it completely.

Re: Enough with the pink shirts guys
 

I have no idea what to say to you.

Chianti night.

Re: Enough with the pink shirts guys
 

personally i wouldn't be seen dead in a pink shirt.............

Re: Enough with the pink shirts guys
 

We'll have the last laugh during your open casket event.

Re: Enough with the pink shirts guys
 

the colour just does not go with my hair!!!!

Re: Enough with the pink shirts guys
 

I have some friends who can work wonders with hair dye. Thanks for the idea, I'd never thought of that on my own.

You'll be getting an entire pink jump suit: http://www.math.columbia.edu/~lauda/Lucy/Pink.html


Can someone let du(m)bman know I'm still not interested.

Something like, "No one on the outside questioned..."
 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26695074/page/3/


Me and some queer friends did. Had we known our homes were bugged, we would have worded ourselves differently.

Re: Something like, "No one on the outside questioned..."
 

^
The page you are seeking has expired and is no longer available at msnbc.com.

Re: Something like, "No one on the outside questioned..."
 

I guess that means: jOHN's stirring shit. Again.

Re: Something like, "No one on the outside questioned..."
 

it was about fannie mae et al doing horrendously shoddy bookeeping and finally asking the some govt. watchdog agency in humiliation to realistically assess their worth. but it was posted in noise, not world, and since it's all defunct guess where it's being carted off to now...

oh yes.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

This thread would make a good David Lynch film.

(one of his earlier more avant garde ones, obviously)

Re: Something like, "No one on the outside questioned..."
 

oh, you go giiiiirl.

But why would you remove the bit of home being bugged? My car too(winky), but none of that happened.

Oooops, sorry, my bad.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

on second thoughts, this is all far too incoherent for Lynch.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

Couldn't suck harder if you tried.

Where ever you may be, my friends.
 

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold
> morning, in the warmth
> of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of
> learning that sometimes
> there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special
> moments to celebrate
> together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more
> 'just one minute.'
> Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and
> goes away, never to
> return before we can say good-bye, or say 'I love
> you.'
>
> So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it,
> fix it when it's broken
> and heal it when it's sick. This is true for
> marriage...and old cars, and
> children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and
> aging parents and
> grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it,
> because we are worth it.
>
> Some things we keep--like a best friend who moved away or a
> classmate we grew up
> with. There are just some things that make us happy, no
> matter what.
>
> Life is important, like people we know who are special.
> And so, we keep them
> close!
>
> I received this from someone who thought I was a
> 'keeper'! Then I sent it to
> the people I think of in the same way. Now it's your
> turn to send this to all
> those people who are 'keepers' in your life,
> including the person who sent it,
> if you feel that way. Suppose one morning you never wake
> up, do all your
> friends know you love them?
>
> I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week,
> and I wondered if I
> had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that
> needed rekindling or
> three words needing to be said.
>
> Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if
> you think they don't
> love you back, you would be amazed at what those three
> little words and a smile
> can do.
>
>
> And just in case GOD calls me home
>
>
> I LOVE YA!!!

Re: Where ever you may be, my friends.
 

not sure what this has to do with "world" affairs, unless you're spreading your love to all on God's green earth ;)

But nonetheless, thanks for copying-n-pasting your spam email here! It's a beautiful sentiment, especially the part about forgiving wrongs.

Re: Where ever you may be, my friends.
 

Those of friends, yes.

Re: Where ever you may be, my friends.
 

technically it's glurge.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

Hey look what I found:

1. glurge
Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
by NuclearMosquito Aug 1, 2004 share this 0 comments

2. glurge
Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

I found the definition for this! I feel like I should be on that "Wiz Kids" show. uh-oh. Anyway, yeah I normally ignore these spam/glurge things, but this one really is true. Other than the God part, only because I don't want to be accused of seeing a burning bush. OH, and not George, I'm kinda feeling sorry for him. He's been like, totally Britney Speared kinda-sorta. She's looking to make a decent return, and you can too, Georgie.

Re: jOHN's babbling brook thread
 

Sadly enough I know enough people that are moved by it.

I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

(...) mORE bELOW.

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

Each and every one of us will end up dying sometime eventually.

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

You sir just blew my mind.

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

I'm bored, leave me alone.

Seriously though, do you know what the name of the condition of a caged animal pacing? I plan to use it in my stand up routine, but I need the term and cannot locate it though any web searches. Kind of a hassle to drive to the library for one word.

I'll give a free future reading or something.

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

can't you just leave us alone if you're bored, rather than wasting the internet? or at least leave this sort of bollocks in noise?

you're bored?

i'm bored beyond belief with your inane posts... ...it's like the dirty equivalent of scratching your initials on a window.

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

Seconded.

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

I know a man who's seen the future: http://www.johntitor.com/

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

But you keep coming back. ?


http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...76-952,00.html

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 

Ya know, a great philosopher(I've been rummaging through the past so much lately, forgive me, I can't remember which one it was), and I believe he was a priest as well, said something along the lines of:

Satan's greatest plan is to make humans believe he/she/it does not exist.

I believe the year of 08.08.08 has come shining through proving this. Bitch has been alive and well playing everyone, but not me.

BITCH IS NOT GEORGE W. BUSH, BITCH IS SATAN, SATAN IS NOT BUSH. (Some crazy fucking jets are flying over my house, again, and again, & again. Can you believe this shit?) :}

I WOULD SOOOOOO DO BUSH IF IT WAS QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Iran's new statement on Israel...
 

Hey du(m)bman!

Re: Iran's new statement on Israel...
 

gosh those parentheses are clever. so clever that it needs to be in the right thread.

*move*

Re: Iran's new statement on Israel...
 

We can just skip dinner if you'd like.

















And not on payroll.