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Q: Why do barbers make good drivers?
A: Because they know all the shortcuts.

Q: What is the fastest fish in the world?
A: A motor Pike.

What is the most popular gardening magazine in the world?
Weeders Digest !

Customer: "This steak is terrible I want the manager"
Waiter: "Sorry sir, he isn't on the menu"

Q: What is a tiger's favourite Christmas song?
A: Jungle bells

Q: What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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ahahahahahaha.

after the super elegant and minimal structure, photos, text and type treatments... karl takes a page from the milton berle handbook of dandy jokes.

oh lol

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Classic Christmas Cracker jokes - Christmas just wouldn't be the same without them :D

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Haah, these jokes can sure keep stoners entertained for some time. I'll see if I test them on someone later tonight :-)

Two cows were sitting on a tree and there comes the crocodile.
Croc: What are you doing?
Cows: We are eating apples.
Croc: But this is a pear tree!
Cows: We brought them from home.

and the crodocile sighed and flew away.

I'm so glad part 2 is up!

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Q - What did the sea say to the shore?

A - Nothing, it just waved!

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Land art is in the place.

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alabaster shark thing?

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For this movie of Karel Appel, they also made shots through a frame. A few years ago there was a program about dutch museums and that picture, with the hole in it was also in the collection in the archives.
The paint on those paintings is still wet inside the places where it is thick and by that very hard to maintain and restoration work.

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:D Stick stack! That's fun to say.

I don't think Karl gets enough thanks for doing this daily picture blog. THANKS, KARL! Actually, thanks to Rick and all the Underworld crew for keeping the website up to date and interesting. I check it every day :)

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I think this those stick pictures were great. I like the series he's shooting now, with the description included, it's kinda humorous :)