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I'm just going to hide in my bunker, follow the apocalypse via Google Maps:
http://tinyurl.com/swinemap09 And listen to Pink Floyd's 'Animals' on a loop. Jason |
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Or the Beatles...
" Have you see the little piggies crawling in the dirt And for all the little piggies Life is getting worse Always having dirt to play around in Have you see the bigger piggies In their starched white shirts You will find the bigger piggies Stirring up the dirt Always have clean shirts to play around in In their sties with all their backing They don't care what goes on around In their eyes there's something lacking What they need's a darn good whacking Everywhere there's lots of piggies Living piggy lives You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon " One more time |
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And the phrase, "I gonna write a song!" can still be funny:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/29...sic/index.html |
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Ian's favourite Republican is up to no good again...
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You may just solved a riddle right there on your own. But, ya know, they've never lied to us before, or anything, so let's give 'em the benefit of the doubt... ******** And more ironical twists of fate: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/30/rel...ure/index.html "You become what you hate" ring any bells???? Thank GOD I don't hate straight people!!!!! |
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maybe she'll stop ranting about 'open borders' if this turns out to be true...
...and maybe apologise to mexico/retract her stories/do the decent and responsible thing and point it out?:rolleyes: |
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Yeah, and in defense of Biden, look at it this way, with the past V.P. everything he said, in the beginning, was GENIOUS, then, uh-oh, no it wasn't.
With Biden, everything he says, in the beginning, is stupid, then, later, it'll be "He's a GENIOUS!". Common sense has become the new genious, I think. I comma alot on purpose. |
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Hey jOHN, I love the ironic misspelling of 'GENIOUS'
Clever! ;) Also, commas are good, but *cough* "a[space]lot" *cough* (Ok, enough pedantry from me - for now) |
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...bitch!
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I'm so sorry I've only been posting crap these last few days (what do you mean these just last few days?) but finally, here's something useful:
http://doihaveswineflu.org/ (ok, really, that's the last) |
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Oh no we have it here in Ireland too now... although he is doing well...so swine flu is more like a swine cold....
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Swine cold still sounds scary though! It's just that name swine. And pig. I think the name has a lot to do with the trepidation.
They should rename it something less scary, like "the sniffles". |
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...I think that chap has a "dose"! |
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i'm concerned that people are becoming cynical about the warnings and preparation and press coverage now that the virus is proving to be less deadly than we feared. like because the worst didn't happen we should blame the government or media or whathaveyou for "fearmongering." just seems like the way the wind is blowing. but the fact is, there was no way of knowing in the beginning how serious this new illness would be. based on reports of deaths and a very rapid spread it made sense to mobilize the way everyone did. still, it just seems like that cynicism is out there on the horizon. we didn't all die, so why did we bother caring? the way these viruses typically work, it will be back next fall and it will actually be worse and harder to fight off. i just hope we haven't decided this was a "cry wolf" situation here and decide to ignore the warnings next flu season. |
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O.K. guys, don't give up your day job. Unless you've already been laid(in a bad way)...
Those last two jokes bombed, crickets, angry audience, ... Wanna hear a crazy joke? In one (1) day, Mexico's death from the swine cold/"dose"/flu went from 100+ to 16??? How does that happen? |
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Yes I know it's become a bit cliched to "blame it all on the meeja" but that's only because so often, they are to blame. The way I see it, risk is something that needs to be assessed and presented as responsibly as possible, if for no other reason than that our guts have a tendency to run away with us. Prioritising this story at the beginning was understandable and fine. Taking an alarmist approach is also fine if the risk is high or likely to be high. But stupidly disproportionate coverage (that's even leaving aside the *content* of the coverage - just the amount of it all) serves little purpose other than to scare. For the most part, pointlessly. Front pages screaming about "Killer Pig Flu", specially-themed TV idents, endless coverage - these things are IMO fully deserving of our contempt and ridicule. I'm glad the media received a kicking over this. If it makes them more considered next time, that can only be a good thing. My fear, like you, is that it won't, and if it turns out to be The Big Pandemic, people may fail to appreciate its severity. But that will because the news will have used up all its big shouty headlines and graphics back in 2009. I think, for the most part, people heard and heeded the necessary advice (travel, hygiene) but recognized the bullshit fearmongering. I hope anyway. |
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Buuuuuut, not for those who make money off the vaccinations though. ;) (not like that, I'm just being a smartass) I have to add, I don't take flu shots. For three or four years(1998-2001) I did & each of those years I got the flu 2-3 times each year. Go figure. I a bit different though, I guess, drugs don't seem to effect me like other people. **** O.K., I just got into trouble. Again. It's not like I'm making this shit up. |
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if you received a flu shot and you encountered someone who carried a different strain, you got the flu anyway. fortunately for everyone, any flu vaccine will boost your ability to fight off the other strains, even though you won't get full protection. so even though you ended up getting sick, you didn't get as sick as you would have if you had been completely unvaccinated. sorry... i work for webmd. this is all we've been dealing with for the last week. |
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Well, I've had only had the flu once since I stopped taking the flu shot.
My dad was the same way. But it is true, drugs do not affect/effect(which ever, too lazy right now) me in the same way as the average person. I.E. if labeling states one may get diarehha, I get constipated! If labeling states you'll be constipated, I get diarehha! If labeling states one may feel droggy, I'm hyper and vise versa. I remember, when I had medical insurance, my doctor telling me, "Why don't you just exorcise(sp?)?" I choose to be drug free. :) Another example, I just had a root canal and the doctor wanted to prescribe me some kind of drug. I asked if I could just take ibuprofen if I had pain, he said to take in 600-800 mg. A few days later he called to see how I was doing or if I needed the prescription & I told him I didn't even need the ibuprofen stuff. He said, "That's freakish." I replied with, "Thanks!". How are the twins Momma? ***** Dammit. Get your flu shots, if you die I don't want anyone blaming me. I'm not. |
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Jeeeze when did this get so serious?
Im just wondering... do you think there is an evil pig out there... gettin a little extra muddy... maybe sticking his snout in a bit of charlie and has been gettin 'round a bit... ....all the pigs know who he is but nobody wants to say it....they are afraid... cus this pig means business... ...i mean its real hard to come back after such a crash and burn as he experience... one day it was king of the farm and red carpet "ho downs"....next day it was being beat up in an alley way in the bad part of town...high on shit heroine...and willing to sell his own ass for a hit... ....what was a pig doing in the big city anyway!? ...this pig just turned evil...he wanted his own back....he called it swine flu... we call him... BABE http://www.movingimageposters.com/im...e2synopsis.JPGEVIL! SHOOT ON SIGHT |
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You should stick to making music.
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...i guess the "seriousness" that this thread inherited scared me a little.... |
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I'm gonna miss the jokes and be bored. Again. :( |
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it takes time to understand microoganisms. in the time it takes to isolate and thoroughly understand the nature of a virus and study how illness affects the infected, they can spread to hundreds and thousands of immune-compromised people. it takes one person contracting a new, deadly virus to walk into a daycare or nursing home, sneeze, and touch a doorknob. what we CAN'T do is decide it's crying wolf just because the world didn't end. you can't know the level of pandemic that something like this is going to reach without studying its mode of transmission and trying to keep pace with it. you can't get one step ahead of an unknown new bug. what if katrina had never hit new orleans? knowing what you know now, do you think people would have been any safer living in the 9th ward with the insufficient levees just because that one storm didn't hit? what would happen the next time a storm really did hit? the danger was present. if evacuating 3 times on a false alarm means the 4th evacuation clears people from deadly consequences, the 3 false alarms were worthwhile drills. |
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if it's become nothing more than a showcase for the john show i'll be happy to piss off for another 6 months. |
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No apologies for your seeing it that way. There are other people posting here, not just I. If that's your attitude, I won't miss you. Cheers! ***** BTW everyone: DunWho is in the lead, I think, in number of posts. This is the Dunwho Show! I'm simply a participating spectator. Sadly, ratings are sinking and it will be cancelled soon. ***** Well, I'll be damned. The Dunwho Show has been renewed for another season: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30563707/ |
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maybe in a few years when we really do have something serious happening then everyone will be like 'yeah yeah....we've heard it all before' and we'll all die.....'the media who cried wolf'? |
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ask anyone in toronto how they feel about the media's handling of SARS. Cacaophony, the argument, it seems to me, boils down to whether or not you can say the media acted responsibly *EVEN IF* the worst case scenario was realized. Clearly the answer is no. Even if this thing turned into spanish flu, the media was not informative, it was stoking anxiety. To prove that point, someone can simply sit through the days of american network television coverage and count how many minutes were spent covering actual facts and information and how many minutes were spent covering looped, fetishized, stories of anxiety. Would I be making an up-at-night assumption if I claimed to know how that experiment would turn out? |
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i guess what i dislike is using "cry wolf" to describe this situation. in the original fable the boy DELIBERATELY cried wolf in order to stir up a frenzy. thus teaching his community that he was a deliberate liar. in the case of emergency alerts, like virus outbreaks or potentially catastrophic weather, no one is deliberately lying in order to stir up chaos. officials justifiably raise the alert because these things aren't perfectly predictable. we lack the ability to tell the future with precision so yes, sometimes the warning call will go out and nothing bad will manifest. that doesn't make the warning system unjustified. it's not crying wolf. crying wolf was saying "there's a link between iraq and 9/11. let's go get 'em!" warning the public about a potential health hazard is not. |
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i think you have to be choosy with your news sources. and frankly, the public consumes the coverage it wants regardless of the truth of the situation. we at webmd have tried to put this into perspective from the beginning by pointing out that the "regular" flu kills 36,000 people every year. pneumonia kills upwards of 60,000, and those figures are for the US alone. and while we've had incredible traffic, totally breaking all records since the site's launch, people consume what they want to consume. if they want to consume the "symptoms" article more than they want to consume the "why you shouldn't worry" article, that's a self-directed preference. i'm not arguing that the media is a responsible outlet for information. i'm saying the public's desire for the excitement of doom drives a lot of the hysterical coverage. look, i manage the cancer content for the site. i'm responsible for knowing the user base, knowing the conditions, and providing responsible information that people will consume. and i will tell you with absolutely no exaggeration that the most responsible perspective piece will never EVER hold a candle to the fearful content in terms of audience consumption. penile cancer is one of the rarest cancers on earth but people consume the "symptoms" content in quantities that put it on par with a REAL public health issue like diabetes. i'm also not arguing that the media should cover the worst just because we have a natural human tendency to dwell on the worst. i'm just saying there's a call-and-response relationship between the audience and media outlets. when people stop consuming it, media moves on to the next drama. i just think it's far too easy to point at media and cry, "YOU'RE THE SOURCE OF ALL OUR PROBLEMS!" it's easier than admitting that we're the source of our problems, too. |
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Cacophony, what's funny is as soon as I got the part where you mention penis cancer I immediately wanted to look it up. But that just proves how irrational we are. I also agree with all of your good points with respect to this sad truth.
It really is a difference of perspective because, while I do agree with everything you said, I don't think it answers the problem some of us see from our perspective. The fact that its so easy to pander to people doesn't make it excusable. Its hard to say I have burr up my ass about the media when I have almost religious worship for journalists who actually don't pander, but inform, and approach their audience on the highest levels. This is not only heroic in bravery but heroic in the benefits it brings to the health of our culture. But like Sean and others, I feel justified in pointing out the systemic corruption in our news. You can't excuse network tv news because "everybody knows" they are entertainment. They call themselves news. People watch them for news. And they get back nothing but phobia circle jerks with "experts" and mantras of the most improbable but scary possible outcomes of any situation, looped by anechdotal pieces of runs on face masks and hand sanitizers. 24 hours a day. Just barely interspersed with coverage of a WHO press conference or an actual "development" The intent is clearly to manipulate perspective of the truth for personal gain. And that's how you can call it corruption. |
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What Strangelet said.
But also to add - the fact that we're not surprised to see the news* behaving this way does not mean it's pointless calling them on it or ridiculing them for it. Afaic, more of that please. (*rightly or wrongly, CNN, NBC, Sky, the Times, etc are perceived by the majority of people as news, not entertainment) |
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Yeah, in a recent interview with one of our troops serving in the Middle East, when asked a question referring to The Washington Post*, smart boy said something along the line of , "BOOOO!, I read REAL tabloids." * Or WA Times or Journal or something. |
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but the media have deliberately stirred up an unwarranted frenzy and even if they aint guilty of lying then they are guilty of deliberately distorting the situation. |
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