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Good jab at Cheney from Biden.

Palin rattling off every kind of card she has.

sorry if i missed the joke, but she did used to be a news anchor didn't she?

whoa! late to the game - has palin been dribbling this hollywood style writing the whole time?

Biden "my sob story is better than yours, sarah".

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Originally Posted by Deckard (Post 103064)

sorry if i missed the joke, but she did used to be a news anchor didn't she?

She was a sports reporter.

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Originally Posted by chuck (Post 103065)

whoa! late to the game - has palin been dribbling this hollywood style writing the whole time?

Pretty much.

yeah, counter that maverick bs!

wow. nice 1-2 from biden taking out palin's folksy down home shit

palin keeps referring to mccain - what about her role? and biden comes straight back and slams the whole "maverick" line.

ooh he's waking up

did biden just choke up?
haha - my sob story puts your folksy crap out of the game.
it started well for both of them but biden is running away with this now. she's slowly devolving and unraveling and he's loosening up.

I've really warmed to Biden throughout this debate. Would have made a great president I think.

Yeah, don't appoint just people from your party! Make sure to appoint your high school buddies to high ranking positions!

Palin looks like she's drawing penises when she's writing notes (see her grin)

wow, a great non answer from Palin.:rolleyes:

cliche alert!!

walk the walk, end of the day, the greater good, have got to speak for themselves, lower taxes, build up infrastructure, energy independent, support a ticket, increase taxes, increase spending, trillion dollars, clear choices,

please. stop. talking. to. the. people. palin.

i like the overall sincerity that Biden is showing. Palin giggling like "ooh, i remembered the answer" not so much.

Biden nailed his final statement and this debate. Palin was disastrously terrible, but she was at least strung together sentences that made some sense.

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Originally Posted by gambit (Post 103078)

at least strung together sentences that made some sense.

and then you realize she didnt even address the actual question when she strung sentences together.

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Originally Posted by gambit (Post 103078)

Biden nailed his final statement and this debate. Palin was disastrously terrible, but she was at least strung together sentences that made some sense.

Agreed - though disastrously terrible by our standards is probably pretty darn tootin' by Palin's. :D

biden won the debate, obv. but palin is going to get big points for not making a fool of herself. she still sorta lost it in the last half, but not so badly to, say, be the butt of a leno joke tonight.

i hope they dont let her get away for being a rambly jackass that biden out-classed and schooled in specifics as well as in speech, but one can only hold out for so much

David Gergen slurrred her name, Sarah Failin hehehe

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Originally Posted by kagenaki koe (Post 103079)

and then you realize she didnt even address the actual question when she strung sentences together.

What I meant her sentences weren't the grammatical disaster they were in the Couric interviews.

And of course, Pat Buchanan said she "moped the floor with Biden."

wow. only saw the last 15 minutes, but that was classic Palin - lots of schmaltz, drizzled with down home cliche and lightly sauteed in a steamy pile of my little pony pastel. I thought at one point she was going to come out from behind the podium and unleash some GOP version of the Care Bear rainbow on the audience, showering them in seven shades of star spangled avon lady loveliness.

Biden - thought he stumbled a few times, but seemed genuine and not pompous, and articulate without being presumptous - of either the audience or his opponent. Really liked how he took the wind out of Palin's "I'm a single Mom" angle - not by denigrating her, but by telling his story.

Did he even choke up at that point - or was he playing?

Buchanan: "Joe was boring."

Palin acted like Tina Fey's impersonation of her. Fey won't have much work to do this weekend!

I loved Biden's "Cheney is the most dangerous VP we've ever had"

Poor old Dick. I can see him in front of the mirror tonight, practising a folksy "you betcha!" style, while winking at random intervals.

Ya GOTTA BE a MAVERICK, see?

via TPM - I missed this bit - but what in gods name is Palin actually saying?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvsPFndSzNU

Anyone?

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Originally Posted by chuck (Post 103084)

To a tee. :D

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Originally Posted by chuck (Post 103084)

Did he even choke up at that point - or was he playing?

I hope he wasn't playing. Not with a personal tragedy on that level.

And for the pedants and grammarians in all of you, courtesy of Slate.

Sentence structure by Sarah.

And the Daily.

Gams and Gammer

I don't think you should tell the debate moderator:
'And I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear...'

I noticed how much Gov. Palin interjected fear into this debate. She might have well as said in her final comment, 'that if you don't vote for McCain, we won't be a free country anymore'.

Biden did awesome with the Vice President / Constitution question. Did I hear correctly or did Palin think Cheney is a good VP? Holy crap!

I need a fuckin' drink after watching Palin. Jason

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Originally Posted by chuck (Post 103088)

via TPM - I missed this bit - but what in gods name is Palin actually saying?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvsPFndSzNU

Anyone?

Talking about some rogue state called 'New Kuler' or something like that.

Bet they don't have mavericks there.

The VP debate transcript is up on CNN:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS...te.transcript/

Jason

"donny, life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable, peice of, shiiit"

The debate through another lens.

LIVE debate blogging! GOOOOOOO SARAH!!

John - this one will appeal to you. :)

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OMG!!!! RU excited for Sarah Palin's debate? I SOOOO AM!!!! GOOOOO SARAH!!! She's going to kick that Biden dude's WRINKLY OLD ASS!!! LOL!!! He totally looks like Draco Malfoy's evil dad in Harry Potter.
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Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Too creepy!!! My grrrlfriend says that Malfoy's dad, I mean Joe Biden, is going to win the debate because he knows about other countries and stuff, but she is TOTALLY effed in the head. First of all, Sarah knows LOTS of countries. The president of Russia is her neighbor, so she knows him the best of anyone. And she also knows people in Canada and the north pole and all the other countries. So there!! Second of all, this is America and nobody here gives any shits about the other stupid countries anyway. Third of all, wait, I forgot third of all. Oh yeah, third of all knowing lots of stuff doesn't mean that you get to win. There was this really smart nerd in my school called Wally Lipschitz (LOL!!!!) and he ran for class president. But Kurt Hanson, who's like super hot and a quarterback and everything but he almost got held back for flunking all his classes even English 10 with Mr. Susskin who gives everybody A's even me, especially if you're all flirty with him. Anyway, Kurt ran too, and he got like 1000 votes, and Wally only got 3, and Miley Cyrus got 5 and she doesn't even go to our school. And then Wally got a whole bunch of guns and he was going to try to kill everyone, but the police got him, and now he's in juvi. So see, Sarah is like Kurt except that she only flunked in college a little bit and plus she's not a dude and knows how to be flirty. And Malfoy's dad is like Wally except that he's really old and not a psycho. Or maybe he is, and he's going to shoot everybody when he loses, and Sarah will have to save everyone. It could happen.

So this is what you have to do. Every time Sarah says something really funny and cool, you have to write down 1 or 2 or 3 smileys likes this :):):):). Or as many as you want. And every time Slidin Biden says something like super knowitall and dickheadlike, you have to write down a whole bunch of mad frownies like this >:( >:( >:(. And at the end, Sarah will have like a thousand :) and evil Malfoy dad will have like a million >:( and that's how you'll know that she won. YAY!!!!!!!!! GO SARAH!!!!!!! :):):):) And after that, everyone will know that she totally rocks and she'll win the election and then she'll be the Vice President and after that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the COOLEST PRESIDENT EVVVVVVVVERRRRR!!!!! http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...miley-cool.gif http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...miley-cool.gif http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...miley-cool.gif

So I was going to a KOOL party for the debate where everyone drinks whenever Sarah says "bridge to nowhere" (which she totally kicked the ASS of because why would anyone want to build a bridge that goes nowhere DUHHHHHH!!!!) but I got effing grounded because I got suspended when I kicked Corey Fuffenkeffer in the nuts for saying that Sarah's not experienced. But Sarah has five kids and Corey has never even gotten to second base with anyone so I think that she has more experience than he does. So guess what I'm going to do instead????? LIVE DEBATE BLOGGING YAY!!!!!!!!!!! It's going to be the COOLEST EVVVVVRRRR!!! It's right here, so just come back for the debate and I will totally BLOG your pants off!!!!

Also, if you haven't seen my awesome Sarah Palin Tribute Page, you totally have to check it out. I found all her greatest youtube moments. And I got Tina Fey pretending to be Sarah. I LOVE YOU TOO TINA http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...y-laughing.gif http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...y-laughing.gif And did you know that Sarah has a vlog? IT'S EFFING AWESOME!!!!! You have to watch it!!!!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...miley-kiss.gif http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...miley-kiss.gif http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...miley-kiss.gif http://dagblog.com/modules/tinymce/t...miley-kiss.gif

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Originally Posted by dubman (Post 103095)

"donny, life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable, peice of, shiiit"

oh, another one, another one!

Give me a whole bunch.

Please.

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That was good too chuck. more. more. Totally bored out of my (i!) mind. Wait, is 69 fraking?

Whoawhoawhoa, is that serious or an act?

It's a pisstake - found the link off TPM. Follow the link - the writer liveblogs the thing - very funny.

I thought so when I went to her "tribute" page, and it was full of videos of her interviews.

Biden chokes up.

Powerful moment - Biden delivers it well - watch the tracking graphs along the bottom - just flatline as soon as he finishes.