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Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ (Post 115333)

Act 16: Jesus says the "F" word.

ha love it..

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Man, this place has gone to hell in a hand basket. Wonder why? Anyways, this is just a snippet from a rough draft and there’s apparently some “problem” with the language.

ACT 18 - Jesus is questioned about the past and loses he calm tone for just a few seconds.

“Did you or did you not ask a Misses Mary Magdeline to marry you and did you have any sexual relations with her?”

Jesus - “I don’t remember, that shit happened a long time ago!”

This movie's never gonna get made...

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BRILLIANT SHOW PLANNED FOR SUNDAY

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Ya know, I've been wanting to post about this only to point out that I've heard this same statement MANY times since I was a child. And get this shit, it was always spoken by those "born again" religious(should I put this in quotations too? fuck it whatever) types.

:confused:

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Originally Posted by stimpee (Post 119615)

jesus was gay anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm

That photograph of Sir Elton John made me shiver involuntarily.

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Originally Posted by jOHN rODRIGUEZ (Post 107867)

Yes, I'm writing a stage play. Thank god you got something right.

Funny thing happened the other day when speaking to a certain artist. Conversation when like this:

(?): Really? You'd write that?

j: Oh hell yeah, I'd just lay back and let it write itself on out.

(?): But I wanted to be the one who writes you.

j: Oh no, no, no. You're a decrepit old man, I'll do the writing here. Then maybe you'll have a heart attack and I can take some of your memorabilia home.

(?) I guess that's kinda sweet. Which would be your favorite memorabilia?

j: Which ever gets the most on eBay, of course. WTF? What are you drinking tonight?

...may I? :)

(?): Really? You'd write that?

j: Oh hell yeah, I'd just lay back and let it write itself on out.

(?): But I wanted to be the one who writes you.

j: Oh no, no, no. You're a decrepit old man, I'll do the writing here. Then maybe you'll have a heart attack and I can take some of your memorabilia home.

(?) I guess that's kinda sweet. Which would be your favorite memorabilia?

j: Which ever gets the most on eBay, of course. WTF? What are you drinking tonight?

(?) milk

j: oh, give me a break!

(?) break?! please, no break!

j: what??!?

(?) no break

j: oh God, just drink you milk and shut up!

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:confused:

Have you taken your meds today?

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Oh, it´s worse...no meds, no drugs, not even a small drink and ordinary 9 to 5 and hobbies like flying and making 18th century clothes and painting.
(love painting and photo myspace.com/andrea_sweden)

Honestly I´m a very odd fish but you can call me stupid or..... I don´t know...:)

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GREAT WORKS! KITTY!(I'm a sucker for anniememals!)

Looking for pictures of your clothing designs . . . :mad: :D