Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
 

maybe Mel will join Tom in the closet?

Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
 

One would only hope that they would join one another in the closet. I would like to see Matt and Trey take it over the top on this one.

Maybe mix in some Indiana Jones use of Nazi's and Jewish strife for making their point so over the top that it will get a piece on the front page of the Arts section in the NY Times and warrent a couple op-ed pieces as well.

Side note: The local beer theater I occassionally work at as a projectionist is showing Team America this week. I don't know if I will make it for an entire show, but I want to see segments of that film.

Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
 

tom cruise and a football team co-invest in their new film venture
if that's not the gayest thing ever...

tom cruise can't act. the fool merely widens his eyes when he's supposed to look panicked or angry.

or relaxed.

or amazed.

or sleeping

Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
 

True.

But he's hella cute when he does.

I dunno, I guess I am stuck with him from his Brat Pack days, but I have always found him to have an endearing way of portraying almost every role he plays. Minority Report was one of his masterpieces for me.

Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
 

Agree with dubman - he's a weak actor. You only need to watch Eyes Wide Shut to realise just how out of his depth he is when real acting is required. He's a great performer, but he's no great actor. Luckily for him, most of his films just require presence (something he undoubtedly has in spades) which is perfectly fine for big budget popcorn rides.

Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
 

I don't know...I thought his scene with his father in Magnolia was pretty good.

Re: Paramount tells Tom Cruise to skedaddle
 

Yeah his whole acting in that movie is really not bad I think.