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gambit 10-03-2008 10:58 PM

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 
You sir just blew my mind.

jOHN rODRIGUEZ 10-04-2008 12:02 AM

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 
I'm bored, leave me alone.

Seriously though, do you know what the name of the condition of a caged animal pacing? I plan to use it in my stand up routine, but I need the term and cannot locate it though any web searches. Kind of a hassle to drive to the library for one word.

I'll give a free future reading or something.

//\/\/ 10-04-2008 01:46 AM

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 
can't you just leave us alone if you're bored, rather than wasting the internet? or at least leave this sort of bollocks in noise?

you're bored?

i'm bored beyond belief with your inane posts... ...it's like the dirty equivalent of scratching your initials on a window.

Deckard 10-04-2008 06:47 AM

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by //\/\/ (Post 103170)
can't you just leave us alone if you're bored, rather than wasting the internet? or at least leave this sort of bollocks in noise?

you're bored?

i'm bored beyond belief with your inane posts...

Seconded.

stimpee 10-04-2008 08:03 AM

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 
I know a man who's seen the future: http://www.johntitor.com/

jOHN rODRIGUEZ 10-04-2008 08:21 AM

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 
But you keep coming back. ?


http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...76-952,00.html

jOHN rODRIGUEZ 10-04-2008 09:32 AM

Re: I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE.
 
Ya know, a great philosopher(I've been rummaging through the past so much lately, forgive me, I can't remember which one it was), and I believe he was a priest as well, said something along the lines of:

Satan's greatest plan is to make humans believe he/she/it does not exist.

I believe the year of 08.08.08 has come shining through proving this. Bitch has been alive and well playing everyone, but not me.

BITCH IS NOT GEORGE W. BUSH, BITCH IS SATAN, SATAN IS NOT BUSH. (Some crazy fucking jets are flying over my house, again, and again, & again. Can you believe this shit?) :}

I WOULD SOOOOOO DO BUSH IF IT WAS QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jOHN rODRIGUEZ 10-04-2008 12:50 PM

Re: Iran's new statement on Israel...
 
Hey du(m)bman!

dubman 10-04-2008 01:24 PM

Re: Iran's new statement on Israel...
 
gosh those parentheses are clever. so clever that it needs to be in the right thread.

*move*

jOHN rODRIGUEZ 10-04-2008 02:52 PM

Re: Iran's new statement on Israel...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dubman (Post 103198)
gosh those parentheses are clever. so clever that it needs to be in the right thread.

*move*


We can just skip dinner if you'd like.

















And not on payroll.


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