Jerry Springer National Anthem

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29546030/

Girls,

It's the sluts calling the shots. Don't let those pure sluts get to you. They're vile spitting sluts.
Sluts, sluts, sluts.

Sincerely,
John R. Rodriguez

P.S. I don't do threeways(ya know, like conversation), enjoy yourself though. ;) Man, I make myself laugh sometimes!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

They're probably total druggie whores too.

And do not sink to their level going about using these derogatory terms which I've just used. You're better than those vile spitting sluts, and that's my job. Dammit.

And the Jerry Springer comment is a joke, much like his show which has been brought true to form. God Bless You.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

"...this senario is happenin' everywhere..."

[cock-a-doodle]

Everything is ficticious, jOHN.

None of this every happened, you self-educated dumb bitch.