The Collected Thoughts of Chairman jOHN

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

welcome to the jOHN depository. threads of his that say a lot of things that make sense to no one, contain links that go defunct in record time, or are otherwise just goofy timewasters, are retired here. there's an awful lot of them
-dubman

http://www.ontheradio.net/radiostations/ktsmfm.aspx

99.9 (winky)

Gonna turn some shit DJ's upside down!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Y'alls morning theme should be Housequake.

I think me Mum's pissed. Try bumping back at that bitches.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/mower.madness.ap/index.html

[BeautifulBurnout]

Hahahaha!

Yeah, I saw this on the BBC News (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7526628.stm) website.

Although I have to say what really made me LMFAO was the last two paragraphs of their report:

A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.
:D:D:D

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/28/2009.deficit/index.html

An old illusion
an old illusion
an old illusion
yet, all existent

all together, or whatever that means

[Sean]

Right....it's all because of the stimulus package (meant to be read with sarcasm as thick as gravy). And why exactly did we need a stimulus package? :rolleyes:

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/buried_millions


And I swear, I have nothing to do with it.

I have $1.02 in my checking account until I get da welfare check from Daddy.

[dubman]

haha i like the BS about following bush's tax plan until 2012 fixing it all up.
that cant possibly be backed up, because no one is going to follow it. and if for some reason it's not back in shape after 4 years obama can be blamed for mangling up his "master plan" :rolleyes:
my goodness, folks, dont let a democrat in the white house we all know what happened last time.
oh, wait a goddamned second...

and as an aside: what sucks about a stimulus package is when you get a letter saying that you're getting a huge-ass check, only to actually not get one at all...

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I got two.

One for a $1.00. I think they were trying to call me a dollar whore. or something. I told y'all I'm free.

Then, I got another for $25.10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJduPtCvSM

And I'm going to call the guys in the above video "cuties". Just to piss 'em off.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

you did all the wrong with the right, so everything's all right. Until now.

Can you say this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25916299/

I plan to drag this bullshit through the dirt to eternity. Yous made it so easy.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Out of respect to Middle Eastern Peoples I'm removing this.

Also, dubman has trouble keeping up and I kinda like him in the annoying younger sibling I've never had kind of way.

Can't wait to sit on his head and fart.

[dubman]

john mistakes an entire board for a thread and it's somehow my fault.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

It's not swinging if one's not married for one thing.

Second, he's not alone in the messy dept.

Third, wrong thread goofy.

[dubman]

is there a reason you moved this to noise from the world forum where it actually belongs, leaving a now-meaningless thread that you edited to make even less sense than before?

lousy drunk.

edit: f- this. you're linking politics. moved back to world and merged with your other one that you messed up on. it's your fuck up you should deal with it

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

it's your fuck up you should deal with it


HEY!, this can now be dedicated to you.

NOISE is quite appropriate now. like, for sure valleyboy.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

It's official.

dubman has a crush on me.

[IsiliRunite]

I can not possibly follow all the drama!

[//\/\/]

i sure as hell can't be arsed with this...

[Sean]

No idea what's going on with all the thread drama, but as for the linked story, it sure does seem like it could help push Alaska into the blue category in November. At the very least, it'll make it just a tad harder for Stevens to get re-elected.

But at the same time, he's maintaining his innocence:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecrypt/0708/Stevens_statement_declares_his_innocence.html

No surprise there.

[dubman]

real brief
he posted the link, i commented, later edited thread so it made no sense, started same thread in noise, i moved it here and merged them.
i actually kinda like how screwy it looks, in a way. but john is just being an ass.

[Sean]

he...edited thread so it made no sensePretty much par for the course with jOHN...;)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Pretty much par for the course with jOHN...;)


Keep telling yourselves that, if it makes you feel better.

A lot of others are getting it.


And, no, du(m)bbitch, you combined two threads that had nothing to do with one another. That's why it appears to not make any sense.

Capiche?

[dubman]

nonsesne is one thing, but being a liar, john?

shameful.

[cured]

Does anyone have an "english-to-jOHN" translator? Being cryptic is cool, most of the time, but it's lame if only the writer understands it.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Damn, our education system is worse than I originally thought.

(insert thread title)(insert "dumb" before bitch)(insert "es" after bitch) and then explain what part you do not understand.

I'll give a throw away hint, check out the first page.

I think we could be here all day from the looks of things.

[Sean]

Keep telling yourselves that, if it makes you feel better.

A lot of others are getting it.Getting what exactly? :confused:

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

sean, you really DO need to take a break as you're looking more stupider(I did this on purpose so you can have an easy come back) as the posts come by.

[holden]

Other than the link to the senator scandal, somehow i think this thread could have been better served as private messages :p

jOHN, you might be having a private chuckle, but i assure you, from the other side of the screen, it's just looking silly.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

jOHN, you might be having a private chuckle, but i assure you, from the other side of the screen, it's just looking silly.


nope.

As already stated, keep telling yourselves that.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

nonsesne is one thing, but being a liar, john?

shameful.

I'm not lying du(m)bb, I already have a date to the prom.

She's paying me to go with her.

[Sean]

sean, you really DO need to take a break as you're looking more stupider(I did this on purpose so you can have an easy come back) as the posts come by.Okay, dude. You sure did get me good with this one. :rolleyes:

You're spitting your venom at the wrong person, champ. I legitimately responded to your link (not to what you wrote, because what you wrote made no sense), and then just made a joke that typically, you would've gone along with. But sure, be an a-hole if that's what you feel like being right now.

And since you're insisting on bringing it up, yeah, clearly we're the stupid ones....

you did all the wrong with the right, so everything's all right. Until now.

Can you say this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25916299/

I plan to drag this bullshit through the dirt to eternity. Yous made it so easy.

Out of respect to Middle Eastern Peoples I'm removing this.:rolleyes:

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I love you Sean, even though you're in a constant search for your brain.

Did I tell you about my porn viewing last night and the subliminal messages involved?

First viewing: CASTINGS - the dude kinda looks much like myself.

Second viewing: I went to page 150(I would have gone to page 1500 if it existed, but hey I do with what I have to work with). One thing I've noticed is you straights have so much more in the porn industry than the gays. When you round the figures, I pretty much hit the target.

[cured]

...

quoi?

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://money.cnn.com/2008/07/31/news/companies/exxon_profits/index.htm?cnn=yes


ooops, sorry.

[Deckard]

I just want to know what jOHN's porn collection has to do with the oil industry and the indictment of a Republican Senator.

This could be a big story right here.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I just want to know what jOHN's porn collection has to do with the oil industry and the indictment of a Republican Senator.

This could be a big story right here.


Just last night.

Did you want to borrow something, again?

[Sean]

As for the oil profits, Exxon's not the only one (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080729/ap_on_bi_ge/earns_bp). BP posted a 28% spike in net profits for this quarter as well. That's $9.47 billion in 3 months.

As for this:I love you Sean, even though you're in a constant search for your brain. Whatever. At least the search for my brain hasn't already been called off due to hopeless conditions, jOHN. :rolleyes:;)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

As for the oil profits, Exxon's not the only one (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080729/ap_on_bi_ge/earns_bp). BP posted a 28% spike in net profits for this quarter as well. That's $9.47 billion in 3 months.




I know, but it's just so much more poetic.


As for this:Whatever. At least the search for my brain hasn't already been called off due to hopeless conditions, jOHN.

Called off? Please explain.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Come on Sean, I'm waiting. Don't give the BS that you're busy at work.

Everyone knows the slacker that you are.

[Strangelet]

wow

just...

wow.


aaannnnnnnnnnndddd.......

lock thread

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Funny, I was under the impression everyone else was talking about it.

Just had to set the record straight, my way.

[Sean]

aaannnnnnnnnnndddd.......

lock threadMy new favorite quote. :D

Called off? Please explain.A lot of others are getting it.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

My new favorite quote. :D

A lot of others are getting it.


Damn, I should charge you for sampling. Twice.

[holden]

The thing is, the oil industry operates on a much smaller profit margin than many other companies, especially banking and pharmaceuticals. They spend a hell of a lot getting you the petrol.

http://www.theonlineinvestor.com/en/stock_research/top_10_profit_margins/top_10_margins_-_oil_and_gas/

Compare with:
http://www.stockinvesting.org.uk/highest-profit-margins.php

Some food for thought:

http://money.cnn.com/2008/04/29/markets/thebuzz/index.htm

[Sean]

Some food for thought:

http://money.cnn.com/2008/04/29/markets/thebuzz/index.htmIt is interesting to take a step back and get a different take on it than what you usually hear. I can't say he's sold me on all his points though. I mean yeah, it's great that the oils companies have created more jobs, but that doesn't change the fact that over $9 billion in quarterly net profits seems excessive when prices are as high as they are at the gas pump. Same with his observation that going by percentages, their profits aren't that unusual. It may only be 9.7%, but that still translates into, again, over $9 billion in net profits.

[potatobroth]

What the fuck is this thread about? Why on earth are people responding to completly random links inside of a thread about a Senator getting into trouble and some random bitching?

I'll be honest here, of all 6 or so pages, I only found around 5 posts coherent. I would typically just file this under 'troll' but I don' think that is going on here. I think jOHN has legitimate issues, but fuckit if he assumes that we all understand just what he is trying to get across. jOHN, in your next thread, try typing a few paragraphs that get your point across. Then, read it over. Then, reread it and make necessary edits. Then and only then, should you submit the thread. Otherwise, all the bitching you do about us 'getting it' is futile cuz right now, I simply don't get anything in here.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

What the fuck is this thread about? Why on earth are people responding to completly random links inside of a thread about a Senator getting into trouble and some random bitching?

I'll be honest here, of all 6 or so pages, I only found around 5 posts coherent. I would typically just file this under 'troll' but I don' think that is going on here. I think jOHN has legitimate issues, but fuckit if he assumes that we all understand just what he is trying to get across. jOHN, in your next thread, try typing a few paragraphs that get your point across. Then, read it over. Then, reread it and make necessary edits. Then and only then, should you submit the thread. Otherwise, all the bitching you do about us 'getting it' is futile cuz right now, I simply don't get anything in here.*



*Please refer to Song of the Day Thread.

I guess my explaination would best fit (B). And if the lyrics change on the World Wide Web anywhere, blame the etc-(artistic FLARE)-neu-neo-noi-nazi's, their fucking(in every sense of the word) everywhere now.

[potatobroth]

*



*Please refer to Song of the Day Thread.

I guess my explaination would best fit (B). And if the lyrics change on the World Wide Web anywhere, blame the etc-(artistic FLARE)-neu-neo-noi-nazi's, their fucking(in every sense of the word) everywhere now.

This post belongs in the "incoherent" pile. Sigh. You seem so passionate about whatever you are saying, but sadly, I never know what that is.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Many surprises to come.

So many in for one HELL of a surprise. Refer to 10 Commandments.

I must add, #9 is another example of certain tastes rewriting historical documents as they see fit.

[Sarcasmo]

I haven't done any hard drugs in 6 years...

...and with jOHN around, I don't really need to.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

It was just research.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

oh do tell sarcasmo - what am I doing?

Watched some JRR T. and drinking some whiskey.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I haven't done any hard drugs in 6 years...




You really don't hang with the right crowd? I'm shocked.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25723700/

Might check yourselves, for own shit.
And don't be making out like it's all his.

Some obsessions(...) actually come to prove points made.

RIIIIIIIIGHT? I love this word. Now.

[dubman]

hey john would you ever sue someone if they used part of your script for a movie and didnt give you any money
would you sue if it went all over the internet

[//\/\/]

maybe you guys could just take this to pm'ing or something less tedious for the rest of the class?

or am i the only one who's finding this so dull that i'm on the verge of not bothering with this site any more?

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Don't blame me //\/\/.

dubman: Do what you have to do. I'm covered more than many may think.(twinkle)

[holden]

When they call it "Noise", they're not lying.:rolleyes:

[dubman]

people think we have this 'thing' going on but we dont. there's nothing i understand which you dont, which is to say nil. i just cant stop john from making useless (and spam-less) threads so i thought i'd just pick on him.

but take your quality issues up with him.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

but take your quality issues up with him.

Me? You're the modersomething. Redefining shit. Wait?, are, are you a ?


Sorry you're just not big enough.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

If the little fuckers sneek in, not my fault.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatccHVfuhA

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1829354,00.html?cnn=yes

Just in case you have noticed that zombie felling that you feel when driving home.


Is it illegal to post news from TIME? Try to sue me, I got nothing.

[ndrwrld]

the cart my donkey pulls has no inflatable parts.
tho, being downwind from it's pharts is a whole nother story.

[Sarcasmo]

And that's where I saw the leprachaun.

He tells me to burn things.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

tho, being downwind from it's pharts is a whole nother story.


Why not share with everyone?



And Sarc, I hope your not referring to me. The only thing I've asked you to do is make some babies.

[Sean]

What a great article. Thanks for posting it John. No idea what you were personally trying to say with your comments, but a great article all the same.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

What a great article. Thanks for posting it John. No idea what you were personally trying to say with your comments, but a great article all the same.


You're Welcome.

Stop dipping Sean.

[Sarcasmo]

If I could, I'd just nod and smile and step slowly backwards.

[Strangelet]

somewhere in america, a writing teacher is looking at an experimental free verse paper handed in by a j. RODRIGUEZ and is surprised to read instead standard plainly worded synopsis of a webpage discussing hypnotherapy.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

somewhere in america, a writing teacher is looking at an experimental free verse paper handed in by a j. RODRIGUEZ and is surprised to read instead standard plainly worded synopsis of a webpage discussing hypnotherapy.

As well as addictive, yet legal, prescription medications. (winky)


http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/worklife/08/06/cb.good.handshake/index.html

One thing you left out: After handshake, remind all parties involved you wash your hands frequently.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

The top selling distribution of/for(not sure which sounds best) illegal sales of legal drugs?

Viagra(and it's competition) and Plan B. Not sure if ya'll can handle the truth of who's buying.

Just a thought.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26066727/

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Oh, kids, two points:

(1) If you think there's not another sinister plan behind this fact, educated guess again. Wrap it up(whether that being not at all or with plastic) and good luck.

(2) If you think your mom can't kick your ass in heaven, guess again MFs.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

No, not them.

Electro Low (think the opposite, c'mon, you can do it) Frequency.

[Strangelet]

wow its getting more and more difficult to mine through this crap in order to get to something else on darktrain, whatever is left of it :rolleyes:. As just a favor can you either 1) get off the drugs 2) consolidate this nonsense to your poetry thread and not spam every single sub forum with indistinguishable ejecta of drug influenced bilge, regardless of the sub forum's topic? pretty please? i've never once ignored anyone but I'm doing it to you, mate. no hard feelings. pm me when after you get out of betty ford.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

WOW. You sure do fit the "nation of whiners" category.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/08/08/markets/markets_newyork/index.htm?cnn=yes

Could you define "bang" for me?

[ndrwrld]

how about defining Electro Low Frequency !
because it isn't this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executable_and_Linkable_Format
and it sure as hell isn't this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Ya'll go right on ahead proving me right without having to explain a thing.(winkle)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Let the games begin.

[Sean]

Thank you for consolidating all of this somewhere out of the way. :)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Thank you for consolidating all of this somewhere out of the way. :)

Viva your doctrines, methods and movement of Fascism.

Bear it all to the world. I'm quite enjoying it myself.

[dubman]

yes john, it's fascism to have moderators of a messageboard who are generally asked to keep things tidy to clean up after timewasters and people who others are far too civil for their own good to name directly but are nonetheless disheartened by. you're a shit boarder with shit posts for the moment and until you stop this masturbatory non-sequitur tear you're going to get carted off to here each time.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

yes john, it's fascism to have moderators of a messageboard who are generally asked to keep things tidy to clean up after timewasters and people who others are far too civil for their own good to name directly but are nonetheless disheartened by. you're a shit boarder with shit posts for the moment and until you stop this masturbatory non-sequitur tear you're going to get carted off to here each time.


RIIIIIIGHT, Mr. Dying To Fly Over the Foo-Foo's-Nest. Hitler wasn't gay.

[BeautifulBurnout]

I'm still without innernetz at home (Pipex suck) and I have missed all this. Haven't read the whole thread though.

Looks like fun! :D

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Yep.

Fanatics(not me) are scary.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Inspiration's EVERYWHERE...

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

nonetheless disheartened by.


Point #1
You will need to clarify who is disheartened by whom.

Point #2
You will need to clarify what whoever is disheartened by.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Dear Fat* Boy in San Antonio:

Are you referring to someone currently amoung us in particular?







* If you are overweight, I have crazy love(?) handle balconies going on 2.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I mean it really kind of grosses me out a bit. Wait, ... wear them and I won't check you out. Win-Win situation.

[ndrwrld]

an entire thread devoted to your nonsense, and you missed it completely.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

an entire thread devoted to your nonsense, and you missed it completely.

I have no idea what to say to you.

Chianti night.

[Rog]

personally i wouldn't be seen dead in a pink shirt.............

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

We'll have the last laugh during your open casket event.

[Rog]

the colour just does not go with my hair!!!!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I have some friends who can work wonders with hair dye. Thanks for the idea, I'd never thought of that on my own.

You'll be getting an entire pink jump suit: http://www.math.columbia.edu/~lauda/Lucy/Pink.html


Can someone let du(m)bman know I'm still not interested.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26695074/page/3/


Me and some queer friends did. Had we known our homes were bugged, we would have worded ourselves differently.

[ndrwrld]

^
The page you are seeking has expired and is no longer available at msnbc.com.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I guess that means: jOHN's stirring shit. Again.

[dubman]

it was about fannie mae et al doing horrendously shoddy bookeeping and finally asking the some govt. watchdog agency in humiliation to realistically assess their worth. but it was posted in noise, not world, and since it's all defunct guess where it's being carted off to now...

oh yes.

[Deckard]

This thread would make a good David Lynch film.

(one of his earlier more avant garde ones, obviously)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

it was about fannie mae et al doing horrendously shoddy bookeeping and finally asking the some govt. watchdog agency in humiliation to realistically assess their worth. but it was posted in noise, not world, and since it's all defunct guess where it's being carted off to now...

oh yes.


oh, you go giiiiirl.

But why would you remove the bit of home being bugged? My car too(winky), but none of that happened.

Oooops, sorry, my bad.

[Deckard]

on second thoughts, this is all far too incoherent for Lynch.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

on second thoughts, this is all far too incoherent for Lynch.

Couldn't suck harder if you tried.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold
> morning, in the warmth
> of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of
> learning that sometimes
> there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special
> moments to celebrate
> together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more
> 'just one minute.'
> Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and
> goes away, never to
> return before we can say good-bye, or say 'I love
> you.'
>
> So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it,
> fix it when it's broken
> and heal it when it's sick. This is true for
> marriage...and old cars, and
> children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and
> aging parents and
> grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it,
> because we are worth it.
>
> Some things we keep--like a best friend who moved away or a
> classmate we grew up
> with. There are just some things that make us happy, no
> matter what.
>
> Life is important, like people we know who are special.
> And so, we keep them
> close!
>
> I received this from someone who thought I was a
> 'keeper'! Then I sent it to
> the people I think of in the same way. Now it's your
> turn to send this to all
> those people who are 'keepers' in your life,
> including the person who sent it,
> if you feel that way. Suppose one morning you never wake
> up, do all your
> friends know you love them?
>
> I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week,
> and I wondered if I
> had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that
> needed rekindling or
> three words needing to be said.
>
> Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if
> you think they don't
> love you back, you would be amazed at what those three
> little words and a smile
> can do.
>
>
> And just in case GOD calls me home
>
>
> I LOVE YA!!!

[holden]

not sure what this has to do with "world" affairs, unless you're spreading your love to all on God's green earth ;)

But nonetheless, thanks for copying-n-pasting your spam email here! It's a beautiful sentiment, especially the part about forgiving wrongs.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

not sure what this has to do with "world" affairs, unless you're spreading your love to all on God's green earth ;)

But nonetheless, thanks for copying-n-pasting your spam email here! It's a beautiful sentiment, especially the part about forgiving wrongs.


Those of friends, yes.

[cacophony]

spam

technically it's glurge.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Hey look what I found:

1. glurge
Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
by NuclearMosquito Aug 1, 2004 share this 0 comments

2. glurge
Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

I found the definition for this! I feel like I should be on that "Wiz Kids" show. uh-oh. Anyway, yeah I normally ignore these spam/glurge things, but this one really is true. Other than the God part, only because I don't want to be accused of seeing a burning bush. OH, and not George, I'm kinda feeling sorry for him. He's been like, totally Britney Speared kinda-sorta. She's looking to make a decent return, and you can too, Georgie.

[Leon]

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2. glurge
Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Sadly enough I know enough people that are moved by it.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

(...) mORE bELOW.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Each and every one of us will end up dying sometime eventually.

[gambit]

You sir just blew my mind.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I'm bored, leave me alone.

Seriously though, do you know what the name of the condition of a caged animal pacing? I plan to use it in my stand up routine, but I need the term and cannot locate it though any web searches. Kind of a hassle to drive to the library for one word.

I'll give a free future reading or something.

[//\/\/]

can't you just leave us alone if you're bored, rather than wasting the internet? or at least leave this sort of bollocks in noise?

you're bored?

i'm bored beyond belief with your inane posts... ...it's like the dirty equivalent of scratching your initials on a window.

[Deckard]

can't you just leave us alone if you're bored, rather than wasting the internet? or at least leave this sort of bollocks in noise?

you're bored?

i'm bored beyond belief with your inane posts...
Seconded.

[stimpee]

I know a man who's seen the future: http://www.johntitor.com/

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

But you keep coming back. ?


http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24439676-952,00.html

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Ya know, a great philosopher(I've been rummaging through the past so much lately, forgive me, I can't remember which one it was), and I believe he was a priest as well, said something along the lines of:

Satan's greatest plan is to make humans believe he/she/it does not exist.

I believe the year of 08.08.08 has come shining through proving this. Bitch has been alive and well playing everyone, but not me.

BITCH IS NOT GEORGE W. BUSH, BITCH IS SATAN, SATAN IS NOT BUSH. (Some crazy fucking jets are flying over my house, again, and again, & again. Can you believe this shit?) :}

I WOULD SOOOOOO DO BUSH IF IT WAS QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Hey du(m)bman!

[dubman]

gosh those parentheses are clever. so clever that it needs to be in the right thread.

*move*

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

gosh those parentheses are clever. so clever that it needs to be in the right thread.

*move*


We can just skip dinner if you'd like.

















And not on payroll.

[Wubwubwubwub]

I wish it would happen to some of us sooner rather than later.

F-

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1853828,00.html


And just a heads up, in case you do not already know, this is not spread through shower/bathing contact.

Fess uuuuupppp, fess uuuupppp*.




*Name that tune.