Rumours & Conspiracies...

[big screen satellite]

start spreading rumours and gossip about the coming tour, single, album, dates and anything else related to the next era of Underworld here...

the truth is out there, but before we know the truth just post any rumours that you might have heard....


Rumour Number One: Rick will be singing on tour and on the Album...

[undarrenworld]

Rumour Number Two: Karl will plays on bongos with skirt.:D

[holden]

Rumor 3 (borrowed from Dutch radio): An EP will be released called "Always Loved a Film"

Rumor 4: bits of "TT" and "Ancient Fat Farm Coat" will appear on the new record or as B-sides, but will sound much different from the works in progress, more "woofter doofter";)

Holden

[big screen satellite]

Rumor 3 (borrowed from Dutch radio): An EP will be released called "Always Loved a Film"



i can see this being true...

Rumour 5: Darren Price is just Darren Emerson in a mask ;)

[Dirty0900]

Rumour 6: UW will fuck the UK chart laws and have 60minute EP's.

[Eikman]

Rick and Karl married.

[Eikman]

Rumour 5: Darren Price is just Darren Emerson in a mask ;)

hehehe...i actually had the idea that they are the same persons some years ago already, now that you mention it :D

[Dirty0900]

Rick and Karl married.

And Darren Price is their offspring;)

Rumour 8: The best UW song that never was will be recorded as a track [The impro from 1998 A-hoy Holland, AKA "5 Points"]

[big screen satellite]

rumour 9: the new album will not be released on JBO (actually this is a fact)

[lloyd]

Rumour 9.5 It will be released at underwater records

[big screen satellite]

Rumour 9.5 It will be released at underwater records

;)



'spose it is possible - what with their soho meeting

[kagenaki koe]

Rumor: the small bits they previewed that caused a huge uproar here in dirty is the actual finished album.

[big screen satellite]

dirt-trooper: how long have we been waiting for this album
rickwalker: about three or four years
karlbi-wan: its due for release soon
dirt-trooper: we need to hear your album now
karlbi-wan: you don't need to hear our album now
dirt-trooper: we don't need to hear their album now
karlbi-wan: this isn't the album you've been waiting for
dirt-trooper: this isn't the album we've been waiting for
karlbi-wan: you can go about your business
dirt-trroper: we can go about our business
karlbi-wan: move along
dirt-trooper: move along, move along

rumour 11: Karl & Rick are using Jedi-Mind tricks...

[patrick]

Rumour 6: UW will fuck the UK chart laws and have 60minute EP's.


oh god how i wish this was true.

[patrick]

rumor 11: rick and karl are the two players in the white stripes and that is why their albumn is taking long.

[kagenaki koe]

Rumor 12: Half of the album will feature the singing of Ja Rule. cuz like...every thug needs a leeeeydeh!

[undarrenworld]

Rumour No.13

Next Uw album will be 2 CD set:cool:

[big screen satellite]

Rumour 14: the new album will be called '100 tracks off'

[undarrenworld]

Rumour 15:

The next album will be full of silence, only silence... for your ear pleasure :cool:

[lloyd]

Rumour 16:

They do a cover on this one: Club Tropicana, original by Wham!

[big screen satellite]

Rumour 16:

They do a cover on this one: Club Tropicana, original by Wham!

now THAT i'd love to hear...:D

[Dirty0900]

Special guests on the album will be Mr & Mrs Christmas.

[ceramic'cow]

Rumour 8: The best UW song that never was will be recorded as a track [The impro from 1998 A-hoy Holland, AKA "5 Points"]


oh man. that would absolutely slay me. i love that track so much, and it sounds like it has such potetntial. i'd damned-near kill for a full-blown studio version.

[bryantm3]

rumour no. 17: karl and rick will release a music video for always loved a film, consisting of the both of them in string bikinis, snow boots, and turbans.

[lloyd]

rumour #18. Tomato is doing videoprojection during concerts again.

[holden]

Special guests on the album will be Mr & Mrs Christmas.
That's right! How could we forget those mysterious musicians!

[noisegeek]

rumour 19: after a cake-fueled sugar buzz, Rick and Karl have scrapped the efforts of the last 3 years and will be touring with the Brodsky String Quartet performing a medley of doo-wop classics under the new band name "the Undertones"

[sola sistim]

Rumour 20: Rick and Karl reform Freur!

[Tiger]

The second shooter was on the grassy knowl..................sorry wrong forum:rolleyes:

Rumour 21: Matsupernumberonefanboyathomewithpisturesorricknka rlstucktogether;) has taken to stalking Rick, to which Karl is jealous of:eek:

[patrick]

karl is jelous that rick is getting more attention than he is?

[Forgotten Sanity]

Rumor 22: Rick will start every UW show from now on by jumping out of an over-sized birthday cake, wearing a pair of leather greaves and a blonde wig, which will then lead into their first single off the new album, a cover of Wierd Al Yankovic's "Like A Surgeon"...

[big screen satellite]

Rumour 23: this thread will be up to over 150 rumours by the time the album come out...

[Dirty0900]

Rumour 24: Orbital will switch their synths on to support UW on there album tour.

[dubman]

rumour #18. Tomato is doing videoprojection during concerts again.
only non-credible rumors please!!

(good lord, i almost spelled 'rumors' with a 'u')

[big screen satellite]

only non-credible rumors please!!

(good lord, i almost spelled 'rumors' with a 'u')

well this is a thread started by an Englishman...;)

[Winston]

rumour 25: dirtys will may listen to the album first
the top secret URL will be mailed to the members

[the mongoose]

Underworld won't release the new album in Japan.

Bwwaah ha haaa! That was a good one huh?!?:D

[Winston]

oxide!

how you doing dude?

finally the hottest gossip in movieworld appears again on these boards

:D

[rayray]

rumour 26 - steve gerrard has decided to leave anfield to tour with UW, he was last seen aboard a hot air balloon headed for sophia. UW signed the scouse lad for 58 mill. and will relegate him to backing vocal duty shouting lager, lager, lager....

[big screen satellite]

rumour 26 - steve gerrard has decided to leave anfield to tour with UW, he was last seen aboard a hot air balloon headed for sophia. UW signed the scouse lad for 58 mill. and will relegate him to backing vocal duty shouting lager, lager, lager....


hahahaha...

uw decide to tour...then change their mind...then change it back...


Rumour 27: Rick thinks Sofia is a new female vocalist...he'll find out later...

[lloyd]

Rumour #28: Part of last nights setlist were 4 new songs.
Indeed the Club Tropicana cover, original by Wham!
Something called The M2 blues, where Karl plays harmonica over a bassline
Another one was Pluvius ain't no friend of this summer, a hardcore Tiroler bigband style song
And last new one was Father Earth, an ambiant piece with Rick playing the lollipop for the first time is many many years again.

[Mike]

And last new one was Father Earth, an ambiant piece with Rick playing the lollipop for the first time is many many years again.

Wooooooooooooooooo :)

[big screen satellite]

Rumour #28: Part of last nights setlist were 4 new songs.
Indeed the Club Tropicana cover, original by Wham!
Something called The M2 blues, where Karl plays harmonica over a bassline
Another one was Pluvius ain't no friend of this summer, a hardcore Tiroler bigband style song
And last new one was Father Earth, an ambiant piece with Rick playing the lollipop for the first time is many many years again.

Lloyd you are a genius...lets hope this one is true...:)

[lloyd]

Rumour #29:
The DnB loop wasn't stolen from Tricky's sampler, it was Rick (http://www.netinfo.bg/photo/underworld-liveinsofia/images/P7065520.jpg) as human beatbox!

[big screen satellite]

rumour 30 - perhaps a prediction....Always Loved a Film will be the new single, the first from the new album

(well they are working on a film soundtrack...its been played most recently with vocals...could this be the new single????)

[Dirty0900]

Rumour 31 - The album will be recorded in space.

[wrong bloke]

Rumour 32 : Underworld will play extended versions of their entire catalogue of songs and remixes at each of their forthcoming gigs. Every two hours they'll offer food and drink, so that the audience resist these 16-hour events. An 8-DVD live boxset will subsequently be released.

[lloyd]

it was that the 'vibe-police' stopped them at Amsterdam, else we would have had another 2 hours I bet ;)

[james]

Rumour 33: Chelski have paid a £150 Million transfer fee for Underworld. They will play a Chas & Dave Version of "That Lager Lager Song" next to the bar during half time.

[big screen satellite]

Rumour 33: Chelski have paid a £150 Million transfer fee for Underworld. They will play a Chas & Dave Version of "That Lager Lager Song" next to the bar during half time.

hahaha

thats very funny,

Rumour 34: i heard that they are gonna change the lager lager lager lyrics to rabbit rabbit rabbit...;)

[Yannick]

hahaha

thats very funny,

Rumour 34: i heard that they are gonna change the lager lager lager lyrics to rabbit rabbit rabbit...;)

Deerhoof, already have a rabbit rabbit rabbit track ;)

[big screen satellite]

Deerhoof, already have a rabbit rabbit rabbit track ;)

who? ;)

where do you get these bands from - they sound Canadian ;)

[lloyd]

Rumour 35: one of the rumours is true...

[//\/\/]

Deerhoof, already have a rabbit rabbit rabbit track ;)

as do chas and dave.

rumour 37 - rick and karl are chas and dave...

[timsk]

rumour #36: rick's feet are made from bees.

[Liam]

Rumor 38:

Underworld are actually the same band as the old 80s band Freur who released an album called 'Doot Doot', and in that band Karl & Rick were the one's with the most ridiculous haircuts.


Wait....

[polar_action]

Rumour 39 :

I am Rick.

[TheIncredible]

Rumour 40: Underworld join with Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham to form an ABBA tribute band.


Their 1st release is: Fernando always loved a film......

[big screen satellite]

Rumour 40: Underworld join with Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham to form an ABBA tribute band.


Their 1st release is: Fernando always loved a film......


they're more likely to form a band with Avril Lavine and Peter Andrea and be named:

K.R.A.P.

first release : Mysterious Pearl's Girl

[TheIncredible]

they're more likely to form a band with Avril Lavine and Peter Andrea and be named:

K.R.A.P.

first release : Mysterious Pearl's Girl

Good one mate :) Like your style:cool:

[//\/\/]

they revert to the freur sign, recruit prince, release "girl's pearl necklace"

[sanakan]

#41:
there will be a special edition of the album, containing a dvd with all the +5 hours of video material they recorded recently (and keep rubbing our noses with on UWlive :D )

[big screen satellite]

number 42:

Underworld have left the Building

[Melian the Maia]

rumour 43:

karl and rick are actually members of a boyband in north korea, where none of their uw fans will see them doing ridiculous dance routines... :eek:

[lloyd]

Rumour 44:
p&p for the lenne penne promos will be 25GBP cos of the weight of the 440 polaroid pictures that come with it.

[lloyd]

Rick and Karl are currently rehearsing and recording a modern dance version of 'Kalinka (http://www.richka.com/kalinka.ram)' for the Russian shows. (sorry that it is a real audio link)

[joethelion]

Someone's actually going to finally hook me up with (at least) an audio copy of the 'van halen' recording ...as formerly featured on the old rtsr page

please?!?!?

come on! I've asked for this for over five years!