How to puni... err, help the people who voted Cowgirl out

[froopy seal]

There you have it, you freaks! Since it seems that awesome, yet sadly misjudged Cowgirl isn't going to make it into the next round, serious measures have to be taken to lead the blinded back on the right path.

I told you you'd get into big trouble but you didn't want to listen. All TRUE Underworld fans are requested to help the clouded minds to find their sanity. Amen!

I probably won't tell what I voted for ...

[Caprice]

man, i leave a day and its voted out. Hmm,

[dubman]

i think we should:

hire a gaggle of well-manicured people who have previously worked in the kind of ad where many happy people dance and jump and smile (Gap ads for instance)
find their house and go to it.
wake them up at early hours.
you show up with a big scroll saying that they have been fantastic citizens of the world and that the mayor of awesome is having a parade in their honor.
enter musical number where he/she is whisked out of bed and made to prepare for this fantastic occasion.
have the actual parade with the subject wearing a ridiculous outfit, sitting atop a ridiculous float, and feeling absolutely ridiculous waving to thousands of cheering people.

and then a bucket the size of an ice rink comes in and dumps ice-cold water on him.
while soaked and freezing, one of the penguins (we have mascots as well) walks up to him, offers to drink a couple beers with him, and while at the bar proceeds to tell him what a travesty his voting choice was.


or, y'know, it's just a poll, guys.

[bryantm3]

i say watching the EE dvd without sound cos i hate it.

[froopy seal]

i say watching the EE dvd without sound cos i hate it.

I'm sorry I started this thread. This wasn't meant to come out. *cries*

[Lounger]

Excuse me but what is German Volksmusik?

[bryantm3]

Excuse me but what is German Volksmusik?
hell if i know.

[bryantm3]

I'm sorry I started this thread. This wasn't meant to come out. *cries*
*slaps froopy*
get a hold of yourself! be a man!:D

[harzi]

You don't know how cruel you are...! 2 hours of Volksmusik...I feel pain writing this word! Remember, these are still Underworld fans...mates on the wrong way, but still mates!

[froopy seal]

Excuse me but what is German Volksmusik?

Ahh, you lucky ones! How untroubled an upbringing! (For the bold, there's always Google...)

*slaps froopy*
get a hold of yourself! be a man!:D

Thanks! That bit of violence helped restore my masculinity.

Remember, these are still Underworld fans...mates on the wrong way, but still mates!

They were warned. They refused to see the greater good. Now they have to take responsibility.

Well, now that I come to think about it, having calmed down a little, I see your point. What measure do you suggest?

[BeautifulBurnout]

Having just watched Minority Report for the gazillionth time, I think it is quite simple. Those who voted out Cowgirl should have the Precogs produce a black ball every time they are going to listen to it, and a SWAT team should crash through their window and confiscate all copies of it (hard and cyber) to prevent them EVER LISTENING TO IT AGAIN.

That would teach them!

For my part, Cowgirl is how I discovered UW and, like your first experience of sex, it may not have been the best ever UW experience, but it was certainly the most memorable. :D

[change]

like your first experience of sex, it may not have been the best ever...

Who told you about my sex life? :( I like Cowgirls, except for the country music thing.

[big screen satellite]

what is it with you lot....its a simple vote...most people voted cowgirl out because they like it a bit less than the other remaining tracks, but - most people still like it, but not as much....

but i think it was stimpee who said that it just gets a tad annoying after the millionth time you've heard it...

anyway despite me voting it off - i could still survive by listening to it millions of times - its an underworld track after all....and still one of the best ones, just only the 4th best one on their best album....

[stimpee]

anyway despite me voting it off - i could still survive by listening to it millions of times - its an underworld track after all....and still one of the best ones, just only the 4th best one on their best album....i think this is how i see it. as for the other 3 left, i rate skyscraper and dakr & long equally with dirty epic a tad behind. i cant say i care which one wins.