World Cup 2026 bids

[cured]

I hear FIFA is considering bids from Antarctica, Somalia, Haiti, England, the United States and the Congo.

All bets seem to point to Antarctica since Sepp Blatter's vision is to expand the games all over the world.

But seriously...Qatar?!

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They're now talking about having the Qatar event in January having only just seemed to realise that it gets HOTTER THAN THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING SUN in Qatar in June.

Sepp and co - maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe that's why nobody really plays football there? Maaaaaybe that's why there won't be any lasting 'legacy'?

But who cares, eh? As long as you've been bribed enough and get to stay in super-duper hotels, the actual football is secondary.

As for the Abramovich victory for 2018 - Chelski must be shitting themselves - he's clearly been saving up to sign Blatter, and now has to build not only stadia, but FUCKING AIRPORTS, to stage a 4-week tournament.

Does 'legacy' mean 'fucking huge bill you have to foot' in FIFAspeak?

[stimpee]

dirty oil money.