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chuck
04-13-2010, 04:33 PM
To be honest, I don't care how many women Tiger may or may not have been enjoying carnal relations with - he's an outstanding golfer. And he still is - possibly the greatest player of the game the world has yet seen.

It's been depressing listening/watching the media handwringing and emotionally angst-ridden bullshit that passes as sports analysis over the last few months.

You cared whether or not you could live vicariously through his outstanding ability to swing a golf club and place a small white ball on a manicured strip of lawn. You paid good money to stand next to a paddock and watch him walk past. You bought anything with the swoosh on it - because he wore it.

Did you care about his personal life before?

No. No you didn't.

So don't pretend like you care for Elin and the poor children now, or even imagine that you can be surprised that a high profile sports personality has women throw themselves at him. Don't shake your head and tut-tut like some sort of sycophantic Dear Abby.

It's selling papers and advertising minutes so you lead with it - you pathetic lizard scum. (With apologies to B. Hicks)

The man played golf. You adored him for it.

He still plays golf.

What's your fucking problem?

All that said - I did enjoy this mashup.

Christian Bale vs. Tiger Woods (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGu9KJIiI)

Dunwho
04-13-2010, 04:58 PM
Here here... I agree. I really dont care about the personal live of anybody except those close to me..

... I can imagine the guy was extremely attractive to women being a superstar and all that.

... and sex-addiction is just a new hollywood excuse for being unfaithful. It sort of makes him "acceptable" again in the public eye or something..

...the guy likes to fuck around.. so what. I dont know him. Nobody does... the only thing i do know is what i see on television. A guy who can take 5 months off and still come 4th in one of the hardest competitions of the year..

chems1919
04-13-2010, 08:01 PM
lol @ the mash-up for Christian Bale and Tiger Woods. As far as Tiger Woods is concerned, the whole sex addiction thing the media is pinning on him is ridiculous. If what he is doing is caused by a "sex addiction" then I'm sure 85% of the guys out there today also have one.

the mongoose
04-15-2010, 02:42 PM
***NSFW***

Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.
Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM :
How close are you
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM :
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you
Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM :
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM :
Just let me know when you are headed down
Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM :
What time is car picking you up tomorrow
Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:
Yes
Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM:
Did you get lost. Door is open
Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM :
What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back
Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM :
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after
Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)
Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM :
Hurry:)
Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM :
I'm glad you came out
Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM :
Awesome baby. Be Safe
Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:
Thank you sexy
Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:
In ohio playing
Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:
I told you im playing these two weeks
Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:
In about a month
Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:
Maybe sooner. Can't talk now. Will text when i can
Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:
Me to
Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:
I hope not. So you have been with others huh since
Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:
I hope so
Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:
Not a bad thing thinking about me
Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:
I totally agree
Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:
In conn
Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:
Ditto
Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:
I like when you do that to me
Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:
Ditto sexy
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM :
Maybe in two weeks in chicago
Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad
Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)
Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question
Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no
Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me
Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:
You do. Need more of it
Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:
of you
Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Whatever else turns you on
Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:
You tell me what you like
Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
You are. Always will be. Don't trust people
Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
But you still have not told me what turns you on
Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexy
Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:
Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed
Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:
I land at 930 or 10 monday night
Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:
Great. What time so you land
Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:
I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:
Midway
Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:
I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again
Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800
Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:
Did you get my text with all the info
Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:
I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston
Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:
I have to check in to get the room
Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:
I should get there before you anyways
Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:
In about 3 hours
Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:
I will be there before you for sure
Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
You just make sure you take care of me when you get here
Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:
Great
Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat
Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:
I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early
Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:
How close are you
Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eat
Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
Anything simple
Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich
Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:
How close
Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.
Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here
Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears
Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready
Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now
Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful
Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
Room358
Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:
Make it ok
Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:
Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy
Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:
Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of
Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:
So when can i have that ass again
Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be back in a couple hours
Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe
Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins
Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
Why dont you come over here now instead
Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:
Enter thru room 360. Its next door
Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that ass
Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:
Let me know when you leave your room
Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:
You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way
Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight
Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)
Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:
How much was your flight
Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:
Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700
Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this
Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
I know that. Thats why i wont do that.
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl
Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously
Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM:
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.
Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything
Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM9:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

chems1919
04-15-2010, 06:13 PM
Wow...I take back what I said about the media over-analyzing the whole sex addict thing. Those texts started off pretty typical, but then it went to a whole other level. Pretty messed up.

cured
04-15-2010, 08:04 PM
The best remix of em all...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4622dce716/new-tiger-woods-commercial-parody?rel=player

stimpee
04-16-2010, 02:12 AM
I dont give a shit if Tiger is on the news. But please keep this crap out of the sports news. Its got nothing to do with sport. What he does off the course isnt anything to do with golf (in before hole-in-one joke).

I didnt care before, and i dont care now. Ok, i get it. He cheated. Now can we please get this shit off the sports news and squeeze in more news about proper sports like football? :)

BeautifulBurnout
04-16-2010, 07:33 AM
I dont give a shit if Tiger is on the news. But please keep this crap out of the sports news. Its got nothing to do with sport. What he does off the course isnt anything to do with golf (in before hole-in-one joke).

I didnt care before, and i dont care now. Ok, i get it. He cheated. Now can we please get this shit off the sports news and squeeze in more news about proper sports like football? :)

Couldn't have said it better myself (except for the football bit... :p)

Seriously though, Mongoose, this is an old woman telling you that you sound like an old woman. Sports Star In Extra-Marital Knobbing Shock Horror Probe is hardly earth-shattering news, and certainly doesn't mean he is any less good a golfer than he was before we knew about it.

jOHN rODRIGUEZ
04-16-2010, 12:57 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself (except for the football bit... :p)

Seriously though, Mongoose, this is an old woman telling you that you sound like an old woman. Sports Star In Extra-Marital Knobbing Shock Horror Probe is hardly earth-shattering news, and certainly doesn't mean he is any less good a golfer than he was before we knew about it.

Amen.

He does sound like one hellavah f*ck buddy though. Sooooo dreeeaaamy. Apparently, Larry King (:confused:) is too. Hell, I'd do that crazy looking old man for a $160K car. Then, I'd sell it in for, like, a Honda Civic or something and buy a one bedroom home, ya know that's all I need, and then take some vacations to Jamaica, or no, just CA.

cured
04-16-2010, 01:19 PM
I've been away for awhile but, after reading the above post, I can see not much has changed.

jOHN rODRIGUEZ
04-16-2010, 01:25 PM
I've been away for awhile but, after reading the above post, I can see not much has changed.

You can say that again. About everything, everything.