What the fuck is up with jOHN rODRIGUEZ?

[Steven Beck]

So is this guys is like a fucking ADD attention whore or does he have fucking autism or something? Literally every fucking post the cunt makes is weird babble shit that makes no fucking sense whatsoever. He contributes absolutely fucking nothing to the board (IRONY, I KNOW!).

I only ask because I'd hate to say some of the fucking shit i know you're all thinking about the guy if it weren't his fault.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Unzips. Kneel before Z.O.D.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Grabs ears, wiki dat biatch!

[BeautifulBurnout]

I'd say he has no more problem than some troll coming on the board with a new nick and behaving like a twat, Steven.

But that's just me....

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Yeah, blame John-ta-da!

I'm the ONLY person acting like a twat & trolling. Like this thread. Righty Ho!

AND, GODFORBID a fag defend himself. Don't hold your fucking breath. ;)

A Mexican Fag at that.

[Steven Beck]

I don't see any fucking difference in what he posts and some random fucking spam bot.

I'd say he has no more problem than some troll coming on the board with a new nick and behaving like a twat, Steven.

Oh fucking please. I'm not acting like a twat. I'm raising the real fucking issues. I don't know how you fucking people put up with it.

[BeautifulBurnout]

I don't see any fucking difference in what he posts and some random fucking spam bot.



Oh fucking please. I'm not acting like a twat. I'm raising the real fucking issues. I don't know how you fucking people put up with it.

1. Learn to spell my name right.

2. Stop being a twat.

3. See 2.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

And of course, I don't get mad folks.

I will admit, I'm lovin' watching the polls results.

Such a lovely message: You don't want to right about most everything you've spelled out. It gets you into trouble with the more monetary well off in the world who have been wrong. Or something.

suuuuuck it MFuuuuu's.

[ndrwrld]

I don't see any fucking difference in what he posts and some random fucking spam bot.



Oh fucking please. I'm not acting like a twat. I'm raising the real fucking issues. I don't know how you fucking people put up with it.
i do believe you can put jOHN on ignore, and then you'd never see anything he posts. ( i wanted to, but sometimes he really makes me giggle. )
so either start giggling, put him on ignore, or shut the fuck up.

[dubman]

again, what is this "just put him on ignore" bullshit?
fuck that, he should stop posting.
you dont ignore some asshole who harasses you in public, you get in their fucking face
fuck you guys
and
janie doesnt know how to ban

"oh no, a sock puppet account"

COME ON.

[Future Proof]

TEH INNARNETS IS SERIUS BISNIZZ


But really, It's just like any other thing that's public. You see newscasters all the time trying to deliver a soundbite and people get behind him and start waving or goofing around. Some people goof off without remorse, some get WAY too serious and WAY too angry (I used to be that guy, on these very forums). Some use the computer screen as a way to live out fantasies and say things to people that they wouldn't have the heart to say to someone's face (also a couple here). And then there's the "balanced" minority who pretty much talk as they would in person, to a trusted friend.

Fighting the internet creeps who get their jollies out of acting socially obtuse is a losing battle, because the trolls feed off of the tears of the frustrated. Friendly advice -- use the ignore list or just scroll past the garbage you don't want to pay any mind to. There's no point in getting agitated by anything you see on the web though, it's just more stress and consternation, as if most people have room for more. I get a kick out of reading Trent Reznor's tweets -- he's always at war with some chromosonally-challenged twat and you can literally envision the veins popping out of his forehead.

EDIT: Should've put LSD as a poll option. Often times I think that when jOHN opens a thread, the letters start swimming and tiny leprechauns whisper rainbow-colored advice into his ear. :P

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Tom is a bit of cutie. If I was drunk enough.

[Tom]

This thread delivers.

Also, I'd appreciate it if you kids would leave me out of your little spats.

Steven, while completely entertaining, is not me (while I would love to take credit).

P.S. HALLO HAL9000 LONG TIME NO SPEAKS!

[//\/\/]

I'd say he has no more problem than some troll coming on the board with a new nick and behaving like a twat, Steven.

But that's just me....

not just you...

jr was acting the goat a few months back and got on everybody's tits - probably was a nuisance in his own bra, even. but now; nooot so much...:rolleyes:

[Steven Beck]

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[Strangelet]

Friendly advice -- use the ignore list or just scroll past the garbage you don't want to pay any mind to.

You don't know who you're dealing with. the usual troll, sure, put 'em on the ignore list. jr is a nuclear weapons grade troll able to trash an entire forum in a single bout of drunken self absorbed blathering.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

You don't know who you're dealing with. the usual troll, sure, put 'em on the ignore list. jr is a nuclear weapons grade troll able to trash an entire forum in a single bout of drunken self absorbed blathering.


whoa is me. suck it bitch.

[stimpee]

I could totally blow this whole thread open... but I wont. ;)

[Strangelet]

Have yet to be shown where anything I've said has not made sense or not so.

I'd love to see anyone who has made those accusations prove it to be so. Yous got nothing...

Come now, try to show me and I'll show how yous're wrong again. But don't get upset when proved wrong. Again.

of course what you say makes sense to you, pinhead. Clue: communication is the art of making something meaningful to someone other than yourself.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

I could totally blow this whole thread open... but I wont. ;)

What's stopping you? Or are you bullshitting and trying to "appear" like you have the upper hand?

I have an excellant poker face, you decide the definition.

[holden]

TEH INNARNETS IS SERIUS BISNIZZ

Fighting the internet creeps who get their jollies out of acting socially obtuse is a losing battle, because the trolls feed off of the tears of the frustrated. Friendly advice -- use the ignore list or just scroll past the garbage you don't want to pay any mind to. There's no point in getting agitated by anything you see on the web though, it's just more stress and consternation, as if most people have room for more.


Excellent advice. I come around here for Underworld-related news and discussion, the occasional bit of inspiration from Craft or Headset. Noise is Noise and the majority of the rest i can easily filter out. jOHN or whatever thread is being hotly debated always works a few (myself included over the years) into a frenzy for a couple days, but always ends up unresolved and is forgotten. Whatever, right?

As for jOHN,
Every group needs a whipping boy, as it unites the rest. He's unscathed by any attempt to insult or undermine, he'll just retort more of the same...so, just let him do what he wants. It's not hurting the real point of the darktrain dirty forums, just a bit more junk to filter through to get there. No point in trying to change someone, especially someone you don't really know. I imagine the attention makes him happy, so if that's all it takes to improve his day, great. Reading a ridiculous exchange from semi-anonymous forum posters like this is sometimes good for a laugh, too.


Meanwhile, Underworld are playing shows, making music, and the world is turning and meaningful things are happening ;)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Excellent advice. I come around here for Underworld-related news and discussion, the occasional bit of inspiration from Craft or Headset. Noise is Noise and the majority of the rest i can easily filter out. jOHN or whatever thread is being hotly debated always works a few (myself included over the years) into a frenzy for a couple days, but always ends up unresolved and is forgotten. Whatever, right?

As for jOHN,
Every group needs a whipping boy, as it unites the rest. He's unscathed by any attempt to insult or undermine, he'll just retort more of the same...so, just let him do what he wants. It's not hurting the real point of the darktrain dirty forums, just a bit more junk to filter through to get there. No point in trying to change someone, especially someone you don't really know. I imagine the attention makes him happy, so if that's all it takes to improve his day, great. Reading a ridiculous exchange from semi-anonymous forum posters like this is sometimes good for a laugh, too.


Meanwhile, Underworld are playing shows, making music, and the world is turning and meaningful things are happening ;)

Speak for your Shit-Don't-Stick-Self, bitch.

Polite went out the window years ago. ;)

[Ally]

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Haha anyone who thinks it's me - it's not :D

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

blaaaa, blaahalbblblbmmm, *BELCH*(perdon), blah, blah, ble, blah-ble-bleh blah(sp?). . .

[Future Proof]

You don't know who you're dealing with. the usual troll, sure, put 'em on the ignore list. jr is a nuclear weapons grade troll able to trash an entire forum in a single bout of drunken self absorbed blathering.

M'eh, jOHN's not the worst troll I've seen, not by a long-shot. If that's his goal, then he's been an epic failure up to this point.

Funny though is that once upon a time, jOHN used to be a regular member posting sane comments. I'd love to know where the switch happened.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

M'eh, jOHN's not the worst troll I've seen, not by a long-shot. If that's his goal, then he's been an epic failure up to this point.

Funny though is that once upon a time, jOHN used to be a regular member posting sane comments. I'd love to know where the switch happened.

Righty Ho, one more time, please display which parts are insane and I will correct(in a good way, other than, I dunno, maybe a blow to your ego) way.

I WILL be polite with you, because I kinda like what you've said in the past. Sometimes. :p

BTW, add up the numbers up at the top 5+6+2+5, and then, 3+3+7+5 at the moment. Kinda creeeeepy.

[bas_I_am]

I think holden said it best:
whipping boy. . . He's unscathed . . . not hurting the real point . . . Reading a ridiculous exchange from semi-anonymous forum posters like this is sometimes good for a laugh, too.

I might have added "tourette's syndrome" to the poll on account of his rampant non-sequiturs. :p

But then again, every once in a while he comes up with a gem. I guess its just the ol' drunk nut tripping over a squirrel again - or something like that, eh?

cock

Yo' mama's got a cock!

I bet thats an atypical sight. . that is, cock coming OUT your mouth! :eek:

sa-lap biotch!

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Welcome to the locker room girls. Charming are they not?

Yeah, and I AM gonna get drunk NOW... buuuuut, I'm gonna get naked and run down the street or anything. It's our elected officials who do that. I woulda opened my front door and...nevermind.

[Steven Beck]

Wow.

[Future Proof]

Righty Ho, one more time, please display which parts are insane and I will correct(in a good way, other than, I dunno, maybe a blow to your ego) way.

I WILL be polite with you, because I kinda like what you've said in the past. Sometimes. :p

BTW, add up the numbers up at the top 5+6+2+5, and then, 3+3+7+5 at the moment. Kinda creeeeepy.

Honestly man it's all good on my end, I just don't get where you're coming from sometimes. :)

[stimpee]

What's stopping you? Or are you bullshitting and trying to "appear" like you have the upper hand?Well, Im a moderator and can see who the people really are. Is Steven Beck real? of course he is.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Well, Im a moderator and can see who the people really are. Is Steven Beck real? of course he is.

Wow. You should be a politician, I mean, that makes perfect sense, it clarifies the question, and I'm sure everyone understands what you're talking about.

The above is called sarcasm. I think.

[Steven Beck]

Well, Im a moderator and can see who the people really are. Is Steven Beck real? of course he is.

I can photoshop IP addresses onto screen dumps too.

STIMPEE IS JAYNEE!

[BeautifulBurnout]

I can photoshop IP addresses onto screen dumps too.

STIMPEE IS JAYNEE!
.... and you still got the spelling wrong, you stupid bugger!

[Dunwho]

.... i voted and decided this wasnt worth the hassel commenting on... but i had a bit of a read and its given me a couple of chuckles...

as far as i can see, right now Stephen Beck is more of a trouble maker than jr..

.and as far as jr is concerned.. meh just sit back and let him entertain i think

[stimpee]

just sit back and let him entertaini agree actually.

[BeautifulBurnout]

i agree actually.

Thirded.

In fact, I am going to abuse of my mod status and add that as an option in that nice Mr Beck's poll.... :p

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Why don't ya'll fuck off and get some troll threads of your own.

This shit is all about ME!!!!!

[Strangelet]

ok those of us in the autism camp, we need to step up our game!!! the hippies are catching up fast. c'mon and get yer votes on!!

[BeautifulBurnout]

Hippies?! HIPPIES?!

WhyIoughtta...!!

[//\/\/]

In fact, I am going to abuse of my mod status and add that as an option in that nice Mr Beck's poll.... :p

can i nominate a 'he's a twat' option, in that case?

[Dunwho]

ah wait... now clearly i would have voted for the sit back and let him entertain option.. but ive already voted! :(

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

ah wait... now clearly i would have voted for the sit back and let him entertain option.. but ive already voted! :(

I voted for fuckwit too. 'Tis truuue.

Oh, and BTW(& I DO UNDERSTAND it's a bit late and after the fact)...

I'd been to a few "counseling" session things and EVERYTIME the whole frog in a boiling pot of water analogy was used on my ass. I kept throwing it back at them "counselor(I have no idea who to spell this one out, and really at the point it doesn't really matter)'s", I'M tryin' to tell you the nation's the fuckin' frog simmering.

And they looked at ME. like I was crazy. :rolleyes:*


*again & again & again, looking through my brain tryin' to figure out how one is to explain & help a zombie understand. I shoulda told them T.V. land zombie types to watch Jackson's "Thriller" video. Or something.

[BeautifulBurnout]

can i nominate a 'he's a twat' option, in that case?

Only if you can give me a rational explanation as to the difference between a twat and a fuckwit, in no more than 40 words. No conferring. Time starts...... NOW!
:D

[Dirty0900]

In my day, we settled our arguments with a game of checkers.

[ndrwrld]

Stimpee, for a Moderator on here, your banning skills are lacking in the Bound room.
slacker !

[ndrwrld]

Only if you can give me a rational explanation as to the difference between a twat and a fuckwit, in no more than 40 words. No conferring. Time starts...... NOW!
:D
a twat is a reference to the female genetalia, which really has NO reference towards a person generally.
a Fuckwit is someone who fell down the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

36 words.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

a twat is a reference to the female genetalia, which really has NO reference towards a person generally.
a Fuckwit is someone who fell down the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

36 words.

By your definition. Ready or not, get ready for a redefining era of dark, dirty, epic pro-portions.

[//\/\/]

Only if you can give me a rational explanation as to the difference between a twat and a fuckwit, in no more than 40 words. No conferring. Time starts...... NOW!
:D

a fuckwit can't help it - he's born stupid.
a twat, on the other hand, makes a choice...

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

a twat, on the other hand, makes a choice...

But not for you...

[holden]

jR, get over yourself. You're a laugh. Pithy, obtuse comback or not, no one takes you seriously. Enjoy!
No harm done, no foul.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

jR, get over yourself. You're a laugh. Pithy, obtuse comback or not, no one takes you seriously. Enjoy!
No harm done, no foul.

Holden, you dumb bitch, stopping thinking about me. I'm celibate.

[IsiliRunite]

sometimes he tries too hard.

he kind of reminds me of Roger the alien... but I felt 'just sit back and let him entertain was the best choice.

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

sometimes he tries too hard.

[/I]

Forever the Catch-22 :rolleyes: One minute lazy & not doing anything, then trying to hard. Which is it?

I just feel sooo loved now, f-in' "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" type shit singing. Imanuh change my name to Kenny.

[BeautifulBurnout]

Forever the Catch-22 :rolleyes: One minute lazy & not doing anything, then trying to hard. Which is it?

I just feel sooo loved now, f-in' "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" type shit singing. Imanuh change my name to Kenny.


Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at me
To know that every word is tru-u-u-u-u-u-e!

MMMWAH! :)

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

What an azzhole.

Shit's just started. :eek:

[jOHN rODRIGUEZ]

Here's something I'm about:

http://www.thegrio.com/2009/07/with-supreme-court-nominee-sonia.php


O.K., blah, blah, blah about Sonia. She's in.

O.K. now read the posting comments and there's one by a F.Green guy who states, "We White Southern Boys built America..." Not all of it, remember those guys called slaves? Now-a-days we call them Mexican illegal immigrants in a kinda-sorta way.

And I'm sure I'd still totally do this guy, ya know, I don't discriminate. And I'm as desperate as they come. :rolleyes: